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NASA Ends Mars Mission After Finding Out Planet Has No Early Voting
[BabylonBee] HOUSTON, TX—NASA made a surprise announcement this week: It will cease all missions to the planet Mars. This happened after a number of activists pointed out that Mars completely lacks any early voting, raising the specter that any mission to Mars would support voter suppression.

“We here at NASA are in favor of voting rights,” said NASA director and founder Bob NASA. “And we can’t in good conscience work with a planet that doesn’t embrace those rights.”

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Posted by: badanov 2021-04-06
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=598795