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Atlanta councilman Antonio Brown, who voted to defund police, has car stolen
[NYPOST] An Atlanta politician mayoral candidate who voted to defund millions of dollars from the local police department's budget reportedly had his car stolen by a group of young thieves this week.
I was gonna comment that God sometimes works in mysterious ways, but this is more a whack with a celestial mallet.
City Council Member Antonio Brown had just gotten out of his white Mercedes coupe to speak to fellow community leader Ben Norman in northwest Atlanta's Dixie Hills community Wednesday when he spotted four or five kids — the youngest only 6 or 7, WAGA-TV reported.
"What's that curious sound I hear?"
"I believe it's feral yoots!"
The children were walking around a store — and within seconds were inside Brown's car, he said.
"Quick! Grab the ride!"
"One kid was in the driver's seat," Brown told the outlet. "Ben attempted to open the door to get him out of the car. He fought with Ben.
[PUNCH!]
"Hey! No fair! I wasn't lookin'!"
[PUNCH!]
"Ow! I quit!"
"I then engaged and tried to get him out of the car. The three other kids were trying to figure out how to get in the car or stay out of the car. He started to hit on the gas. Ben let go."
"G'bye, feral children! Drive careful!"
"As he started to speed up, and I knew that if I had not let go, I knew I probably could have killed myself because he was going so fast, I would have started to tumble," he added. "And I would have hurt him."
"How would you have hurt him?"
"You know, body parts bouncing off him, that sort of thing."
Brown said he filed a report with the Atlanta Police Department.
"Atlanta po-lice!"
"I want to report a car theft!"
"Yer name?"
"Antonio Brown."
[CLICK!]
Authorities confirmed they found his car a few hours later, but did not say if they made any arrests. Brown said he doesn't want to press charges, according to the report. It appeared that the kids acted out of desperation, Brown told WSB-TV.
"Yeah. Dat's it. They wuz desperate."
The Universe: "Karma be!"
"They wuz so desperate they wuz laffing at with me"



Posted by: Fred & 3dc 2021-05-28
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