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UK 'poo bomber' banned from defecating, urinating in public
 [NYPOST] A 50-year-old British woman who "poo bombed" her neighbor’s property during a 25-year harassment campaign has been banned from "urinating or defecating" in any open space, the Sun reported.Take warning! It could happen to you! Femme fecal Amanda Lee, from Crewe, Cheshire, has a lengthy crap sheet of 15 convictions stretching from 1996 to 2018 — including incidents of anti-social behavior, harassment and public order offenses, according to the outlet. Only twenty two years? Got right on it, didn't they? Authorities also have accused Lee of repeatedly making nuisance emergency calls. "911!" "Hello? 911? Is your refrigerator running?" "Yeah." "Well, why don'tcha go catch it!"  Cheshire police applied for a Criminal Behaviour Order, which the Crewe Magistrates’ Court granted Monday.Ahah! A restraint order! And it only took 22 years? The order bans her from engaging in certain behaviors, including urinating and defecating outside, possessing booze in an open container in an exclusion zone and using abusive language, the Sun reported. Dear lordy! How will she ever make it through a week? Lee also was banned from calling the cops unless she has a valid reason. “Is Frank Walls there?” “No.” “Is Pete Walls there?” “No.” “Are there any Walls there?” “No.” “Then what’s holding up the roof?” "A criminal behavior order is sought once all reasonable avenues have been explored regarding persistent offenders," police front man Alex Baker said.  A trip to the dunking chair woulda ended that crap 21.9 years ago. But we don't do that stuff anymore."In this case, Lee’s attitude and behavior has been ongoing since the 1990s and she has been convicted numerous times for incidents that impacts greatly on residents," Baker said. Twenty whacks with a 3/4 inch pine plank woulda calmed her pretty well too. "She has persistently shown no consideration at all for the actions her offending has had on others," the officer added. "There comes a point when you have to say enough is enough and take additional action to protect the community and businesses in the area." "Bowling alley!" "Do you have ten pound balls?" "Yeah." "Ain't it hard to walk like that?" Posted by: Fred 2021-07-17 |
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