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Another KCNA Exclusive: DPRK Invents Super Water
 Another Great Leap Forward in the DPRK!Pyongyang, April 7 (KCNA) -- A research institute under the Academy of Sciences of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has developed a new health drink "Kumgangchonyonbullosu" (Kumgang natural health water). Pronounce it, and win a swell prize. Its ingredients are more than 50 essential microelements extracted from kumgang medicinal stone and various other medicinal minerals and 10-odd rare-earth elements. It, with over 10 kinds of deoxidizing elements, is efficacious for aging and diseases. Looks like they are combining Super Rock technology and Super Water technology. We're all doomed! A section chief of the institute Ri Won Sop, who had led the research team, told KCNA that it is potent for such diseases as chronic hepatitis, rheumarthritis, diabetes, inveterate gastritis, gastric ulcer and other digestive diseases, myocarditis and arteriosclerosis and even various kinds of cancer. Cures what ails ya! So step right up! When children take this water, it helps them grow quickly and healthily and increase resistance to diseases. Bet it tastes great with Kool Aid. Clinical tests proved that it has neither toxic nor side effect. Could be because...it's water? Posted by: tu3031 2005-04-08 |
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