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Important safety tip...
If you decide to install your own hardwood floors, be very careful when trying to cut small pieces on a table saw. If the blade catches one of those small pieces and shoots it out the back of the saw it could catch you right on the end of the thumb while travelling at approximately 700 miles an hour. Should this happen, your thumb will swell up to twice its normal size, turn 11 separate colors at once, and begin blinking on and off like a defective light bulb. Your pain meter will immediately peg. Your wife or husband will ask where the hell you learned those words, or maybe warn you that you have to eat with that mouth.Posted by: Fred Pruitt 2002-08-15 |
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