Majority of Voters Want Biden to be Even Older
...The research also found that 87% of those polled would strongly prefer that when Joe Biden attempts to speak only ash emanates from his mouth and his jaw falls off and shatters on the floor." At press time, York confirmed that the survey found that Biden's approval rating would significantly improve if a strong wind caused him to crumble into dust.
Humor from the Onion
Posted by: Lord Garth 2022-07-14 |