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9 Damning Pieces Of Evidence Proving Trump Is Guilty
[Bee]The prosecution has finally rested in the criminal case against former President Trump, having presented nine bullet-proof pieces of evidence that prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty. Here they are:
1) Trump said he's innocent: Exactly the sort of thing a guilty person would say.
2) Before the trial, the prosecution's star witnesses both said Trump was innocent: It doesn't get any more cut and dry.
3) The judge decided Trump was guilty before the trial even began: It was that obvious.
4) No one in America has ever been charged with a felony for this crime before: Trump is so guilty they had to make up new laws. Case closed.
5) Trump was in Home Alone 2 alongside notorious criminals "The Wet Bandits": What more evidence could you need?
6) Trump spent evenings after trial delivering pizza to firemen: Exactly what a hardened felon would do. Lock him up.
7) Trump's signature on the checks in question is kind of hard to read: The plain mark of criminal conspiracy.
8) Robert DeNiro said he is guilty: Game over.
9) He's not a Democrat: Clearly belongs behind bars. That's just how law works.
If that's not an airtight list of evidence that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty, then you belong in a cell right next to him!
Posted by: Frank G 2024-05-31 |
