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Wal-Mart shopper attacked after imitating crying baby
Prosecutors said a Kansas City man shopping at a Wal-Mart store grabbed a baseball bat from a shelf and attacked a man who had made a remark about a crying baby. The victim, David Holbrook, 41, of Bonner Springs, suffered head injuries that required 14 stitches, as well as a broken rib and bruised kidney. The store's surveillance camera recorded the attack, authorities said.
There goes the "wudn't me" defense...
Jefferson Uta, 26, the bat wielder, declined to talk to detectives without a lawyer, according to court records.
And merry Christmas to you, too, you rat bastard. Cheeze, this is so heart-warming... No, wait. It's the chili.
Posted by: Fred Pruitt 2002-12-17
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=8562