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''I dunno. I reached for the ring, then — BOOM!''
In another development, an American radio station, broadcasting in Pashtun language, said Thursday that seven people were killed and twenty others wounded when a hand grenade exploded during a marriage ceremony in Pakita on Wednesday, January 1. The bomb exploded when an Afghan young man mistakenly dropped the bomb, said the broadcast.
"Goddammit, Mahmoud! I told you: the ring in the left pocket, the grenade in the right! But do you listen? NO! You never listen!"

FOLLOWUP: And here's some more on that. Don't drink any coffee while reading...

Five people were killed and six wounded when guests at an Afghan wedding party fired a rocket propelled grenade into the air, only to have it land nearby and explode, an official said Wednesday.
Rule number one: When having gun sex shooting your gun in the air, don't use a grenade launcher...
"One of the grenades landed back on the ground near the wedding party, but it hadn't gone off," said Abdul Matin Hasankhiel, a senior military commander in the area. "A commander attending the wedding went to see why it didn't explode. When he touched it, it went off."
Rule number two: If you do, and the grenade doesn't explode right away, don't ask it why...
The blast occurred Friday in Gardez province, about 77 miles south of Kabul, but the casualties were not reported for several days.
Even the Pashtuns were embarrassed about it. It was reported by a guy with a bucket over his head...
Hasankhiel said revelers fired assault rifles and seven rocket-propelled grenades to celebrate the wedding. Guns are often fired into the air to celebrate marriages in Afghanistan, but that tradition does not often include firing heavier munitions, such as grenades or rockets. Rocket-propelled grenades are normally designed to explode on impact. The grenade in the Friday accident may have been defective.
Doesn't sound like it was, though...
Posted by: Fred Pruitt 2003-01-03
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