| One of the most recent rumors had a team of plastic surgeons sneaking into Afghanistan from Pakistan to give Osama bin Laden a radical new look. "We have concrete reports that they were hired on heavy expenses," an unnamed Northern Alliance official supposedly told an Iranian newspaper. "They have totally changed bin Laden's looks." Was that really Elvis you saw at the Burger King? Y'say he was carrying an AK-47? And had 14 bodyguards? And he was six-foot-five? And couldn't sing? Well, guess what, Bunkie... |