Gulbuddin Hekmatyar has disappeared from his home in Iran's capital after being told to leave the country. Reports of Hekmatyar's disappearance came a day after an Afghan official said he would be treated as a war criminal if he returns to his homeland and as Afghan Prime Minister Hamid Karzai ended a three-day visit to Iran. We're all gonna be so surprised when he turns up in Kandahar, surrounded by gunnies while Gul Agha brings him coffee.