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The Short Attention Span Theater
Ugandan lady chews off hubby's doinker
2002-03-20
  • A Ugandan woman bit off her husband's penis and testicles during an argument. The woman, Annet Minduru, 30, was in police custody in Kampala and might be charged with causing grievous bodily harm.
    MIGHT be? Are you nutz?
    The independent Monitor newspaper said Minduru had bitten off John Ndekeezi's penis and testicles after her 45-year-old husband slapped her. "Because I was so drunk she overpowered me and by the time my neighbor came to my rescue, she had bitten off both my testicles and the penis," Ndekeezi told the paper.
    Y'know, I've never, ever, ever been that drunk. In fact, I can prove it...
    Minduru's account of events was not immediately available.
    She was trying to dislodge someting stuck between her teeth.
    Lorena Bobbitt would be proud. [think that was Mrs. Bobbitt's first name...]

    But along the lines of the Bobbitting pinking shears, I always thought that straight scissors would have been much easier, and that pinking shears would have been a positive saw. But Minduru's mastications doing more than severe superficial damage seems a bit much to chew... :-o
    Posted by Tom Roberts 3/20/2002 10:12:25 PM
    Besides, I'm real good by now at saying, "Yes, dear..."
    Posted by Fred 3/21/2002 12:11:32 AM
    • Posted by:Fred Pruitt

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