6:00 pm - 6:30 pm World News - Kim Jong Il tells us what is wrong with the world
6:30 pm - 7:00 pm Local News - What did Kim Jong Il do today? Did Kim Il Sung do anything or is he still dead?
7:00 pm - 8:00 pm All in the Family - Kim Il Sung give his son Kim Jong Il a country.
8:00 pm - 9:00 pm Kim Jong Il the Capitalist Swine Slayer - Kim Jong Il reduces capitalism to nothing more than an accident of history while attending Kim Il Sung University and picking up girls
10:00 pm - Midnight North Korean Bandstand - Kim Jong ll reviews all the new songs written about him and his father that day - It has got a good beat and you can give on the spot guidance to it.