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| U.S. ''too intelligent'' to attack Iran... |
| 2002-08-14 |
| An Iranian government spokesman ruled out a US attack on his country Wednesday saying officials in Washington were "too intelligent to attack Iran". Yep. That's us all over... "Of course, we would take all imaginable measures for our security, and to push back an eventual attack. But American leaders are too intelligent to attack Iran," Abdullah Ramezanzadeh told reporters. "Iran does not want to engage in a war. But, as we have proved, we will respond to any aggression, we will protect our national interests and defend our territorial integrity". See, if we weren't as intelligent as we are, we'd attack Iran head-on and fight the First World War all over again. But we're as intelligent as we are. They haven't figured how we're going to swat them yet... I wonder if we have? |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #1 Are they trying to flatter us with that "too intelligent" remark? Awww shucks Mr. Ayatollah. We're not that clever. Just a little lucky I guess, ahem. One day we hope to be as smart as you learned holy men I guess (blushing deep red). |
| Posted by: Tokyo Taro 2002-08-14 23:50:01 |