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Axis of Evil
Suicidal Nidal a 'secret agent'?
2002-08-21
Palestinian guerrilla leader Abu Nidal put a pistol into his mouth and pulled the trigger when Iraqi security men went to his Baghdad apartment to arrest him, Iraq's intelligence chief said on Wednesday. Taher Jaleel al-Haboush, head of the intelligence service, told a news conference in Baghdad that Abu Nidal, one of the world's most wanted men, was about to be arrested for interrogation and put trial on charges of entering Iraq illegally when he committed suicide.
"Entering Iraq illegally"? They just noticed? He arrived on the Lusitania...
Haboush produced pictures of the bloodied and dying guerrilla, an array of forged passports and ID cards and pictures of a weapons arsenal found at Abu Nidal's apartment that including assault rifles, silencer-fitted pistols and eight booby-trapped suitcases.
Yup. That proves he was an Arab...
He said coded messages were also found at the apartment which showed that the guerrilla leader was on the payroll of an unnamed country.
Ahah! That's it! The insidious Fiji Islanders, bent on world domination, recruited Abu Nidal to carry out their nefarious schemes against Iraq...
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#1  I'm sorry, Fred, I must disagree. This has all the earmarks of the fiendishly clever machinations of the sly Tokelauans and appears to be part of their nefarious, continuing bid for uncompromising control and domination of the Internet.

We really should keep an eye on those Oceanians.
Posted by: Quana   2002-08-21 23:50:18  

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