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Axis of Evil
Iraq sends letter to US Senate
2002-09-11
Baghdad, Sept 11, INA
Speaker of Iraqi National Assembly Dr. Sadoun Hammadi has sent letters to the concerned members at U.S Senate who called on not taking a hasty military action against Iraq, and the necessity for US Senate to discuss the subject comprehensively before taking any decision to use force.
Dear Senate,

Hi, how are you? Haven't heard from you in awhile. We're fine here. You know, we've been thinking about all this, and we don't think you should do anything hasty, if you know what we mean. We mean, you really have to discuss these things before you make any decisions. A good discussion can take years, you know?

And if you should decide to do something, keep in mind that in Iraq, us parliamentarians have no power. None. Zippo. Zilch. I mean, we're nothing compared to Saddam. So we wouldn't be worth expending any bombs or missiles on, would we?

Sincerely,

The Iraqi National Assembly

Dr. Hammadi’s letter was attached with previous letter addressed to US Congress in which he invited a delegation accompanied with experts in dismantling weapons of mass destruction to visit Iraq to inspect above and beneath the ground for three weeks. He affirmed that Iraqi government would offer all needed facilities.
"Sure. Anything you need... Well, not that... Ummm... No, not that, either..."
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