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| Afghanistan |
| News from the Other Side: America To Stockpile Nukes In Afghanistan. |
| 2002-12-06 |
| Source: Daily Islam, Translated By Jihad Unspun According to very reliable sources, ... some guy down at the mosque... it has been learned that in order to control the natural resources of the countries such as Pakistan, Iran, China and Central Asia, America has decided to store large number of nuclear weapons in Afghanistan. The US has completed a survey of Southern central, Southwestern and Eastern Afghan provinces for suitable locations for the weapons facilities and important intelligence has also been gathered. According to sources, priority will be given to the Eastern provinces where there is less armed resistance than in the southern and south western regions. There is also a very strong prediction that America has allocated several mountain passes as well as mountains ranges for this cause and survey work has been completed. Americans forces have been underway with suspicious activities in Kantar and Tora Bora area for quite some time now which gives strength to the fact that America has chosen these areas to store their nuclear arsenal. Both the American and Karzai administration has refused to comment officially on this matter. This is obviously the work of one of the Great Minds of the Twentieth (or Twenty First) Century! Take what's still one of the most unstable countries in the world, crawling with gunnies, snuffies, mullahs, Arabs, Pak Secret Agents, rapists, wife-beaters, lunatics, and free-lance crazed killers, a house of cards that could collapse at any time, and stash nuclear weapons there. Why? To "control the natural resources of the countries such as Pakistan, Iran, China and Central Asia"! Both the American and Karzai administrations probably couldn't comment because they were laughing so hard. Yes! Yes! Why didn't I think of doing that? We should also put our chem and bioweapons stocks there, and any national gold reserve we have left! What more secure place could there possibly be? |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #5 You know, the great thing about having ICBMs (on submarines, among other places) is that you don't have to store 'em anyplace but in your own hot little hands. Not clear on some concepts, are they? |
| Posted by: Phantom Nuisance 2002-12-07 09:51:00 |
| #4 Yeah, store the nukes in Salafi mosques. They should be safe there. |
| Posted by: El-Stupido 2002-12-07 07:52:57 |
| #3 "Scrappleface, right?" Shhhhh. Don't tell them. |
| Posted by: Kathy K 2002-12-06 20:05:20 |
| #2 Scrappleface, right? |
| Posted by: john 2002-12-06 19:39:26 |
| #1 Bad translation. The word wasn't "store", it was "use". Try it, it works! |
| Posted by: Chuck 2002-12-06 15:34:00 |