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| North Korea Demands U.S. Compensation |
| 2002-12-19 |
| North Korea demanded Thursday that the United States compensate it for last week's seizure of a ship carrying Scud missiles to Yemen, criticizing the act as "reckless state-sponsored terrorism." North Korea also claimed that a Spanish warship fired at its ship and American sailors looted it, according to the North's foreign news outlet, KCNA, which was monitored by South Korea's Yonhap news agency. "Hey, Rodrigo! Lookit this! Kimchi!" "Wow, Diego! Let's loot that!" "Yeah! And here's some pictures of Dear Leader!" "Oooh! Gimme them, too!" "The U.S. imperialists should apologize for their serious piracy committed against the ship and compensate for all the mental and material damage done to the ship and its crew," said North Korea's official newspaper Rodong Sinmun, carried by KCNA in a separate dispatch. "Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute." That's American for, "Piss off!" |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #3 Jeez, kinda sounds like.....the Pueblo??? Have they sent us the check yet for that? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2002-12-19 20:24:43 |
| #2 Look, you N.Korean assweasel, that was an UNFLAGGED VESSEL. Unflagged vessels have NO RIGHTS. We could have SUNK the damn thing if we wanted to. And you complain that we kept it waiting for a few hours? You've just shown to the world that you supply arms to anyone in a way that dry 'experts' could never have done. Your dick is in the grinder... STOP TURNING THE CRANK, YOU FOOL. |
| Posted by: Ryan Waxx 2002-12-19 17:45:03 |
| #1 To: Govt of North Korea From: US Navy Subject: The big grey things out at sea with the big guns on their decks, those are ours. Sirs: Next time we see one of your rat infested garbage scows masquerading as a ship of the high seas, we'll board her, take her grateful crew in custody and open the seacocks. Since you dont have anything like a Navy ,whattaya gonna do about it? If your import/export business takes a sudden drop, you'll know why. Yours truly, USN |
| Posted by: Frank Martin 2002-12-19 16:14:58 |