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Fifth Column
Canadian Group Ralleys For Weapons Inspectors To Enter US This Year
2003-01-01
Source: Rooting Out Evil, via Jihad Unspun
In the new year, Rooting Out Evil will be sending a team of halfwits volunteer weapons inspectors into that greatest of rogue nations, the United States of America.

Rooting Out Evil is a method of posturing campaign of resistance to US unilateralism and domination of global affairs. The whining campaign is aimed at defaming reframing the perception of the US’s role in world politics by turning President Bush’s rhetoric and tactics against him. They oppose the development, storage, and use of weapons of mass destruction (chemical, biological, or nuclear) by any state.

The group have selected the US as their first priority based on criteria provided by the Bush administration. According to those criteria, the most dangerous states are those run by leaders who:

1) have massive stockpiles of chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons;
2) ignore due process at the United Nations;
3) refuse to sign and honour international treaties; and
4) win elections against Democrats have come to power through illegitimate means.

The current US administration fulfills all these criteria. And so, again following Bush’s guidelines, Rooting Out Evil is demanding that his administration allow immediate and unfettered access to school children international weapons inspectors to search out their caches of chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons.

If they refuse to comply, we will assemble as many additional boneheads volunteer weapons inspectors as possible at a major border crossing between the US and Canada and try to get arrested on television attempt to cross into the US on a mission of peace and will be greeted on the US side by Americans who are also holier than thou favour true global cooperation, an end to weapons of mass destruction, and a regime change in the US at the next election.

For more information, or to take part, contact us at info@rootingoutevil.org.
Hmmm... Furriners, meddling in our internal affairs and violating our national sovreignty. We should declare jihad against them and kill them, like they do in the countries they admire.
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#7  Cannucks should talk. I don't know who is more dangerous - Dubya or the annual 72 year old Quebecois driving his 92 Olds down to Ft. Myers at 48 mph on I-95 with his lights on, his wife knitting sweaters and his hand on a Molson.
Posted by: Jack   2003-01-02 09:31:30  

#6  Actually, they should try sactions first, right?

Also, they should cite the Section VII Security Council resolutions we are materially breaching.

If they can't the f*ck read, then they're too stupid to find their back pockets with both hands, much less find any WMD.
Posted by: Ptah   2003-01-02 06:46:54  

#5  Of the four criteria shown, the US only fits the first. The other three are blather.

But then, if they want to inspect a nuclear reactor site, let them do it from within the containment center. Five minutes should do.
Posted by: John Anderson   2003-01-02 06:03:56  

#4  And what would they say when they see that we've had all this crap for decades, and not used it?

Oh that's right... they wouldn't say anything about THAT.

The point is, that some of the nonproliferation treaties violate our constitution.... if our own GOVERNMENT can't drop in announced, sure as hell some U.N. 'crat can't either.

Some might say 'Well then Iraq can refuse under the same idea.' Wrong. They'd have to establish that their own government may not make searches and seizures without a warrant... That'll happen around the time we are populating Mars.
Posted by: Ryan Waxx   2003-01-01 22:24:36  

#3  Oh, jeez. Wouldn't this embarass us SO much.
Let them come. "Yeah this is what we got. Anyone wants to fuck with us and we'll use it."
Happy New Year.
Posted by: tu3031   2003-01-01 22:13:50  

#2  Hmmm... A "major border crossing, eh?

Fine. Tell 'em thay're welcome to come in, but we simply can't allow their vehicles through without a major inspection. Call us in a couple of weeks.

In the meantime, they can walk...
Posted by: mojo   2003-01-01 17:41:55  

#1  I'm Canadian. Looks like our lax security has moved to our mental hospitals. I wish them all the best luck though. Gitmo isn't too far away from here so I guess visitation wouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: Anonymous   2003-01-01 11:31:10  

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