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Man-in-Suitcase Smuggler Gets Jail Time
2003-02-20
I'm sorry, Fred, but it is about a Indian and a Pakistani.
At least it doesn't start "An Indian, a Pakistani and a giraffe walk into a bar, see?..."
An Indian man who smuggled a Pakistani into Hong Kong in his suitcase was sentenced Thursday to 16 months in jail. Pardeep Singh, 22, was found guilty of aiding and abetting the Pakistani's illegal entry into Hong Kong, officials said in a statement. On Dec. 26, Singh entered Hong Kong through a checkpoint at the mainland Chinese border city of Shenzhen, carrying a large suitcase. When authorities found the hidden Pakistani man inside, Singh denied the luggage was his and claimed an Indian friend gave it to him.
"I didn't ask you if anyone had packed your bag, I asked you who bagged the Pak?"
Posted by:Steve

#2  i'm thinking of a classic Soviet-era Russian joke where the KGB bigman says to his flunky,

"fear not, comrade -- if we are attacked by the West, our agents will carry nuclear bombs concealed in suitcases into every Western capitol and destroy them,"

and the flunky replies,

"well, I suppose we have enough bombs... but will we have enough suitcases?"
Posted by: Querent   2003-02-20 16:08:22  

#1  LOL!!!
Posted by: Ptah   2003-02-20 13:19:26  

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