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Afghanistan
A New Message From Mullah Omar To The Afghans
2003-04-09
Source: Rightword, Translated By Jihad Unspun
In a message to the Afghans, that was distributed in tapes near Kandahar, Mullah Mohamed Omar affirmed that Osama Bin Laden is fine and in good health. He added that the head of Al Qaida is leading the organization from a secure place that cannot be reached by the American troops and their Afghan puppets.
Guess that means he's in hell...
He asked all Muslims to not believe the infidels' lies that aim at frustrating the spirits of the youths and discouraging them from doing their responsibilities. He called for fighting the infidels and ignoring their lies until Allah reward us Victory or martyrdom.
More likely the latter. Much more likely...
Mullah Omar asserted that the operations and Guerrilla attacks against the Americans and their allies are going to increase in the near future. He asked the Afghans to move seriously with the Taliban and Al Qaida Mujahedeen in order to kick the infidels out of the pure Afghan lands.
"Yep. We're gonna beat 'em up any minute now..."
This message was addressed to the Afghans to motivate them and remind them of their responsibilities after the warnings of Gul Agha the Governor of Kandahar to the Mujahedeen and those who help them if they do not leave Kandahar in 10 days. The tape confirmed that Osama Bin Laden is in a safe place, and the Mujahedeen are moving freely and attacking the occupiers, but the mass media are always ignoring the news of the American apparent defeat in Afghanistan. He also asserted the coordination and unity between the Taliban and Al Qaida fighters.
"Yeah. We're beatin' the hell out o' them infidels. You jus' don't hear about it..."
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#4  Where's Baghdad Bob when you need him?
Posted by: Douglas De Bono   2003-04-09 22:19:56  

#3  He needs al Jazeera to get his message across.
Posted by: Anonymous   2003-04-09 19:31:44  

#2  He must be the Motivational Speaker that lives in a van down by the river (courtesy SNL).
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2003-04-09 14:14:19  

#1  I think I know where Info Man's heading...
Posted by: tu3031   2003-04-09 14:02:49  

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