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Dictators’ Collusion | |||
2003-04-10 | |||
Get a load of this wagon full of horse hockey – long but funny ha ha and funny uneasy at the same time Almost 10 days ago, there was a halt in U.S.-British operations in Iraq. However, U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and the chief of the U.S. Central Command, General Tommy Franks, in their interviews with the media never elaborated on the issue, but instead tried to mislead world public opinion in order to hide a greater secret decision from them.
I’m sorry — is anyone else laughing out loud yet? This possibility was confirmed by the Al-Jazeera network, which quoted a Russian intelligence official as saying that the Iraqi forces and the invaders had made a deal. The Russian official told Al-Jazeera that the Iraqi leaders had agreed to show no serious resistance against the U.S.-British troops in return for a guarantee that Saddam and his close relatives could leave Iraq unharmed. The question now is whether the U.S. would prefer Iraqi President Saddam Hussein to be dead or wants him alive to be tried. There may even be a third alternative that the White House is looking far. It seems that U.S. officials would welcome a solution where Saddam was found, either dead or alive. I vote for dead. I vote for a strong resemblance to cranberry jam. First of all, the White House hawks and U.S. President George W. Bush would definitely not be saddened to hear that reports claiming that Saddam was killed, which were highlighted by the U.S. media on Tuesday after a missile attack on an underground restaurant in Baghdad, have been verified. This is because they do not want the Iraqi people to ever find out about the secrets of the clandestine political cooperation between the U.S. and Iraq. On the other hand, Saddam's death would mean that the weak Iraqi regime has been completely defeated, and this may to some extent satisfy Washington's feeling of militarism. However, an inactive, defeated, and exiled dictator can definitely be beneficial to the White House, provided that he is under Washington's control. Look at what happened to Mullah Muhammad Omar and Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan. Is there any sign that the U.S. is interested in finding them and wiping them out? Oh, yes. Binny’s got a number on his back, and it’s counting down. One should know that these two, as U.S. henchmen over the past decade, provided enough pretexts for the White House to dominate Afghanistan, even though they are still at large. This automatically justifies the U.S. presence in Afghanistan. Therefore, Washington benefits from its inability to find the Taliban and Al-Qaeda leaders. The same holds true with Saddam, and the U.S. failure to find Saddam, or Washington's efforts to withhold news of his death, provide the best pretext to stay in Iraq.
Really! Don’t look in there — we haven’t cleaned yet! Therefore, if there had been any kind of compromise between the U.S. and Saddam, the Iraqi president would take refuge wherever the White House ordered him to. Even dictators have to respect a hierarchy. A minor dictator like Saddam is like a puppet that has danced for a lifetime to the tune of a certain major dictator like the U.S. and cannot act on his own. Saddam did whatever the White House wanted him to do for years. Therefore, the simple answer to the question "Where is Saddam?" is nothing but "Wherever the U.S. desires!" Can I have him in a jar? Or several? | |||
Posted by:Tadderly |
#6 Yup, Sammy's hanging out with Binny and Mullah Omar. They're all driving cabs in Buenos Aires. Elvis comes over on Tuesday for poker night. Or is it Tupac? I get so confused! Is Al-Jazeera cribbing from the Weekly World News or whatever stupid paper keeps having stories about "Batboy" and Nostradamus at my local supermarket? Or is this Info Man's new gig? Arab creativity knows no bounds..... |
Posted by: Former Russian Major 2003-04-10 21:07:04 |
#5 True. Speaking Farsi. "Arab" is a linguistic group - people who speak Arabic. By the same logic, the people making up what's being called the "anglosphere" - English speakers - could be called "Engles". |
Posted by: mojo 2003-04-10 16:48:30 |
#4 Teran is in Iran, Celissa. Iranians are Persians, not Arabs. |
Posted by: laocoon 2003-04-10 16:03:08 |
#3 There's a widespread rumor that Saddam was in the Russian convoy that ran to Syria, that this was agreed to during the "pause", at which point the Iraqi army evaporated, hence the subsequent "lack of resistance" and lack of dead bodies on the battlefield, also implying that everything after the "pause" was just for show. |
Posted by: Anonymous 2003-04-10 12:07:43 |
#2 This is a perfect example of Arab delusion. I think this is hilarious. I believe this type of ignorant and illogical rhetoric works in our favor. Yes, it may whip up resentment, but when the truth is exposed, these people are revealed as the liars and manipulators that they are. Their people turn on them like rabid dogs. This is the stuff of revolution. |
Posted by: Celissa 2003-04-10 11:11:38 |
#1 Sorry - forgot to remove the Anonymous and make it the me. Appy-polly-loggies. |
Posted by: Tadderly 2003-04-10 09:38:34 |