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Iran
Iran, France keen to boost bilateral ties
2003-04-17
Dontcha just bet they are?
IRNA -- Head of the economic commission of the French Senate and Head of the Iranian parliamentary commission for economic affairs voiced their countries' readiness to boost ties in all areas and in particular in the economic sphere. Gerard Larcheh of France and Abdollahi of Iran vowed to pursue efforts to broaden the bilateral ties with the support of the parliaments of the two states to undertake more practical steps in this regard. Abdollahi commented on the huge potentials in Iran's gas and oil sectors and stressed the expansion of the cooperation between the two countries in developing energy fields of Iran.
"Yeah. Maybe you Frenchies can make up some of what you lost in Iraq by despoiling Iran. Just make sure you kick into the Old Ayatollahs' Retirement Fund..."
He said the car-manufacturing industry is also among the ideal areas for the good mutual cooperation adding that the region where Iran is located some 300 million people live and there are good markets for modern vehicles.
But they'll settle for Renaults...
He then commented on the situation in the region and in Iraq and praised the positions taken by France vis-a-vis the developments in Iraq. He voiced Iran's readiness to help rebuild Iraq adding that Iran and France could, under and the United Nations, embark on active projects and practical steps to reconstruct Iraq.
"Soon's we get them Merkins out, it'll be our'n! All our'n!"
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#12  Out of all suggestions, I pick "Axis of Weevils." Somehow this image [a convocation of squirmy black bugs destroying the resources of the civilized world] really works for me.
Posted by: Shana   2003-04-18 17:20:33  

#11  Binny and the Jets?
Posted by: mojo   2003-04-18 00:03:27  

#10  French cars? Modern vehicles? Maybe the French do have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Denny   2003-04-17 20:50:03  

#9  Has CNN opened a new bureau in Tehran? Where France goes, the network of tyrants can't be far behind.
Posted by: Douglas De Bono   2003-04-17 19:53:47  

#8  Didn't France? In a head to head competition of products, free nations will choose the best product at the best prices. Those locked in a brutal dictatorship with torture and malnutrition will vote Chirac!
Posted by: Frank G   2003-04-17 18:57:24  

#7  Weasels of Evil?
Posted by: Celissa   2003-04-17 18:55:07  

#6  Axis of Weevils?
Posted by: OldSpook   2003-04-17 18:44:44  

#5  Didn't Iran learn anything?
Posted by: Scott   2003-04-17 18:07:03  

#4  Axis of Evil + Axis of Weasels =

a) Axis of Weevils
b) Axis of Easels
c) Axis of Evil Weasels
d) Axis of Weaselly Evils
e) Irance
Posted by: Just John   2003-04-17 18:02:13  

#3  WANTED: State sponsors of terror to purchase sophisticated weaponry and components. Looking to replace previous business with Iraqi regime. States with large oil reserves will be considered first. Please call Jacque Chirac at : 1-800-BUY-FROG
Posted by: matinum   2003-04-17 17:51:42  

#2  Gene Splicing Alert! Gene Splicing Alert!

The Axis of Evil is combining with the Axis of Weasels to create another life form.

Suggest your name for the new organism here:

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Posted by: Alaska Paul   2003-04-17 17:48:54  

#1  Axis of Weevils?
Posted by: OldSpook   4/17/2003 6:44:44 PM  

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