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Middle East
Paleos: No way you can get rid of Yasser
2003-05-19
Expelling Palestinian Authority Chairman Yasser Arafat will only complicate matters for Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas and his new cabinet, Palestinian officials in Ramallah warned Monday.
"Nope. Nope. Can't do it..."
"Abbas will have to pack and leave the same night Arafat is deported," one official told The Jerusalem Post. "There is no reason why Abbas should stay."
"Yep. Yasser goes, they all go..."
The official said the new prime minister, who is seen by many Palestinians as an American puppet, would face accusations of colluding with Israel and the US in getting rid of Arafat. "The Palestinian street™ will not accept Abbas and [Minister for Security Affairs Mohammed] Dahlan if Arafat is removed by force," he added. "Arafat remains as popular as ever because most Palestinians believe Abbas and Dahlan were imposed on the Palestinian leadership to serve Israel's security interests."
"Whereas Yasser imposed himself. That's different..."
Another Palestinian official said that deporting Arafat to the Gaza Strip or to any Arab country would lead to an upsurge in violence and total anarchy in the West Bank and Gaza Strip. "Who said that the attacks would stop if President Arafat is in Gaza City or southern Sudan?" he asked rhetorically.
"You think they ain't got telephones there?"
"On the contrary, we will have more suicide attacks against Israel," the official added.
"He'll be out of range. No way you can put a tank round through his bedroom! Hah!"
"In addition to Hamas and Islamic Jihad, Fatah will also resume its attacks to retaliate against the expulsion of its leader."
"You don't want 'em to unleash al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, do ya?"
He said that by expelling Arafat, Israel would play into the hands of Hamas and Islamic Jihad. "This would be a big gift to the Islamic groups," he noted. "Abbas and Dahlan would never be able to reign in the extremists if something happens to Arafat."
Oh, well. The situation's intolerable. Kicking Yasser out will make it intolerable but different. Guess all they can do is kill him...
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#6  AP - feed him to a hungry polar bear. Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2003-05-19 22:26:59  

#5  Hey, we know what happens when we have 30 years of Yasser in. Now let's see what happens when he is gawn. It cannot be worse. It can only get better.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2003-05-19 21:11:57  

#4  Expelling Palestinian Authority Chairman Yasser Arafat will only complicate matters for Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas and his new cabinet, Palestinian officials in Ramallah warned Monday.

Too bad. If Arafart has to be bumped off in order to get the ball rolling, then it's time to hop to it. All this jerking off since Oslo has been nothing but one big joke.

Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2003-05-19 20:28:54  

#3  I think one night in the conversation pit with Dinsdale would put Yasser on the right path....either that or screwing his pelvis to a cake stand. I'd buy a ticket to either on of those.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2003-05-19 18:42:37  

#2  Kill 'em all, and see which God takes responsibility.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2003-05-19 16:47:00  

#1  Send in the Pirhana Brothers -

"Be a real shame if your President was to burn down some dark night. Accidents happen, you know. Things burn..."
Posted by: mojo   2003-05-19 16:16:08  

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