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India-Pakistan

News from the Other Side: US Spy Killed

2003-06-06

Source: NNI
A young man involved in spying activities for the US interest has been killed in Southern Waziristan. The dead body of Muhammad Khan s/o Gul was found in Tara Sawar Jungle with a letter describing him as a US spy. In another incident, a man belonging to Wazir Tribe was also killed on the same charges a few months ago.

Golly, I hope those Islamists don't root out all of our spies in Waziristan. I mean, we have thousands of them, maybe millions. I've seen them. They're mostly disguised as holy men â imams, and muftis, and such. Sure hope the fundos don't find out. The blood could be flowing by the bucket...

Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#5 Damn! Just spilt coffee all over my US Spy letter. Now I'll have to call 1 888 4US SPY for another.

Posted by: john 2003-06-06 21:16:23

#4 Probably a good idea to leave the "Property of CIA Athletic Dept." t-shirt at home, too...

Posted by: mojo 2003-06-06 15:50:45

#3 I never carried a letter when I was a U.S. spy in Waziristan. I had a chip implanted in my head. The only way they could have found it if I'd been captured would have been to cut my head off and look. Sure hope that doesn't happen to all those spies in Waziristan...

Posted by: Fred 2003-06-06 15:11:24

#2 Attention all US spies, attention all US spies. Please throw your US spy letters away. I repeat, throw your US spy letters away. That is all. Out.

Posted by: tu3031 2003-06-06 15:08:35

#1 I know that when I was a US spy in Waziristan, I always carried a letter with me that described me as a spy. I only hope that all my fellow spies in Saudi, and Pakistan don't get discovered.

Posted by: Mike N. 2003-06-06 13:58:58

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