The Palestine National Authority (PNA) dismissed a report by Medecins du Monde (Doctors of the World), which accused Palestinian groups of committing âserious violations of international humanitarian law,â stressing that occupation is the main source of violence and the only war crime.
| "Nope. Nope. Nothin' else counts. Fuggedaboudit." |
âWe refuse the findings of this report. Only the (Israeli) occupation is a war crime,â President Yasser Arafatâs Media Adviser, Nabil Abu Rudeina told AFP.
| "I blow my large Paleostinian nose on your report!" |
âWhat is needed is for the Israeli occupation of the Palestinian lands to end and for a Palestinian state to be created. The occupation is the source of every problem here,â he said.
| "To include the poor complexions of our youth and the inability of our wives to achieve orgasm!" |
âThe Palestinian people has endured the occupation for decades and has the right to achieve freedom, independence and justice,â said Abu Rudeina.
| "So we can do anything we damned well want and you can piss off!" |
Medecins du Monde alleged in its report that âArmed Palestinian groups clearly premeditate and organize serious violations of international humanitarian law.â The suicide bombings âconstitute crimes against humanity in the terms of the statute of the International Criminal Court,â the group said. However, it admitted that senior Palestinian officials and respected intellectuals have admonished the actions against civilians.
| I, personally, have heard Yasser say "tut tut" on more than one occasion... |
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