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-Short Attention Span Theater-
'Little Bear' surprises Croat flasher
2003-08-02
A drunken Croat flasher got more excitement than he bargained for when he pushed his penis through a woman's fence and her dog bit it.
"Yarrr, beppy! Ever seen one o' these before?... Ow!"
The visibly drunk man was seen walking down a street in the capital, Zagreb, and started swearing and shouting at the woman for no apparent reason. He then shoved his penis through her fence, unaware her dog Little Bear was on the other side.
"Heh heh! It looks like a pee-bug, only smaller. And bleeding."
Police say the man was not badly injured and will be charged with insulting the moral feelings of citizens.
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#7  That bites!
Posted by: raptor   2003-8-3 7:24:45 AM  

#6  Oh man, you sure know how to brighten up somebody's day. LOL!
Posted by: Raphael   2003-8-2 4:45:04 PM  

#5  Now you know that it had to sting,
But no curses did our poor Croat sing,
He was relaxed and hip
When his manhood got bit,
Guess it wasn't that big of a thing!
Posted by: Steve White   2003-8-2 3:49:42 PM  

#4  should've called him Bobbitt
Posted by: Frank G   2003-8-2 2:29:46 PM  

#3  Now in some countries he would probably sue the woman and win substantial damages.
Posted by: A   2003-8-2 2:22:45 PM  

#2  And insulting the moral feelings of the doggie....
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2003-8-2 1:49:22 PM  

#1  Suppose he got lucky that her dog wasn't a "Big Bear"!
Posted by: True German Ally   2003-8-2 1:47:56 PM  

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