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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Pa. to Host Nude Volleyball Tournament
2003-09-06
BEAVER FALLS, Pa. (Really!) -- As many as 1,700 spectators and participants are expected to gather this weekend as volleyball buffs play in the buff.
Can I get tickets from Ticketron?
The 105-acre White Thorn Lodge nudist park in South Beaver Township, Beaver County, will host the 33rd annual Volleyball Superbowl on Saturday and Sunday. Nude & Natural magazine once called it "the most unique event in nudism."
"Next to Trixie coming out of the swimming pool, of course..."
Some members of the nudist park admit a few of the spectators who will attend the tournament will do so to take in the sights. But event organizers said the tournament's a seriously competitive event. The competition is divided into six skill levels, from novice to college caliber. "And people do dive. Even on the asphalt courts," White Thorn spokesman Scott Coatsworth said. "The ones who know how to do it don't even get skinned."
"Herb, you don't know how to dive on asphalt, do you?"
"Ow."
Jeff Poland, of Canton, Ohio, plans to attend the tournament for the fifth consecutive year. He plays volleyball with other - clothed - leagues, but believes nude volleyball games have their benefits, such as friendlier players.
"Is that a banana in yer... Ummm... No. It's not a banana."
"You don't sweat as much," he said. "You don't get overheated because you don't have clothes keeping the heat in."
"Of course, you don't get to wear a jock strap, either. Why, my testicles used to be less than a foot long. Wouldja believe it?"
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#12  ............ That just isn't right.
Posted by: Charles   2003-9-6 8:32:16 PM  

#11  Charles

I believe that Frank G was worried about the danger of getting one's "stuff" caught in the net at the apex of a high leap.
Posted by: Super Hose   2003-9-6 7:44:58 PM  

#10  That depends how you physacally look. If you're hot, you'll jump like mad and be cheered. Then you'll get laid by many beautiful women who sw your 'size' and wanted you.

Gues that means no one there is spiking.
Posted by: Charles   2003-9-6 7:08:38 PM  

#9  I bet jumping nude keeps the spikes at the net to a minimum
Posted by: Frank G   2003-9-6 5:21:14 PM  

#8  And we all know WHERE those tatoos are.
Posted by: Charles   2003-9-6 4:54:26 PM  

#7  Now, me, I just go to look at the tatoos...
Posted by: Fred   2003-9-6 4:48:33 PM  

#6   "all those little kids running around with nary a stitch."

I bet the FBI is lined up outside just waiting too pick up all those child molesters attending the event.
Posted by: Charles   2003-9-6 4:39:08 PM  

#5  Guess Beaver Falls is not just famous as the hometown of Joe Namath anymore.
Posted by: tu3031   2003-9-6 1:27:03 PM  

#4  Small small world: I grew up in Beaver County, local paper called the Beaver Valley Times. One summer I ran deliveries for a local lumber company, and some nudie was building a deck at White Thorn, so I had to go out there. Lotsa late-model boomers and retirees, like the evenly-tanned sixty-year-old woman at the gate. Ugh. I noticed the tennis court but this is the first time I've heard about the volleyball.
The adults were one thing, but there was something wrong about all those little kids running around with nary a stitch.
Posted by: (lowercase) matt   2003-9-6 1:05:21 PM  

#3  "Some members of the nudist park admit a few of the spectators who will attend the tournament will do so to take in the sights"

the rest see it for the articles
Posted by: Frank G   2003-9-6 12:26:54 PM  

#2  BEAVER County? Does anyone at all think before they schedule things?
Posted by: Steve White   2003-9-6 11:23:57 AM  

#1  "White Thorn Lodge" doesn't exactly strike me as an appropriate name for a nudist camp, if you know what I mean...
Posted by: snellenr   2003-9-6 11:04:25 AM  

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