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Southeast Asia
Mecca Cola to Hold Anti-American Hate Fest
2003-11-03
Mecca Kola International will hold international peace conference soon in Malaysia with a large number of leading personalities working for promotion of peace to attend the conference from across the world.
Conferences in Malaysia tend to be very peaceful indeed.
This was stated by Taufiq Matlooti, chairman Mecca Cola International in an informal talk with Mohsin Jamil Baig, the chief executive of Online here Sunday. He informed that the sitting Prime Minister of Malaysia, Abdullah Badawi and former prime minister, Mahatir Muhammad will preside over the conference.
Mahathir Muhamad will preside? That settles it, it will be the most peaceful conference ever.
"We have made contacts with all the noted dignitaries working for the cause of peace all over the world including Jesse Jackson and Nelson Mandela to ensure their participation in the conference", he added. They have nodded yes to attend the conference, he stated.
Jessy "shakedown" Jackson, Nelson "Michelin" Mandela; you can always count on them to hate the United States, I mean, to promote peace.
Giving further details about the conference he said that a big concert will also be organised on this occasion. All the leading singers including Yusuf Islam will perform in the concert, he disclosed.
I wonder whether the Dixie Chicks will make it.
Too bad they couldn't get Cat Stevens...
Posted by:Sorge

#22  Mandela was also a Soviet stooge, with all the bloody hands and lust for power that involves.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-11-3 10:58:29 PM  

#21  SH, I always take flack from my black friends over this one. Bottom line - I think Mandela was a crook. His wife was apparently a total ho as well as an embezzler. Read some stuff up on those two - not pretty.
Posted by: Jarhead   2003-11-3 10:48:37 PM  

#20  How involved was in in blowing stuff up and hurting people before he went to jail? Not that that would disqualify you from a "peace prize."
Posted by: Super Hose   2003-11-3 7:37:03 PM  

#19  Since Nelson was in prison at the time, he has the ever-popular "plausible deniability".
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-11-3 6:56:59 PM  

#18  I have read quotes from Winnie that indicated she was a proponent of necklassing. Was Nelson also involved or was this one of the items that they didn't see eye to eye on?
Posted by: Super Hose   2003-11-3 5:04:17 PM  

#17  NMM -- and don't forget the occasional unfortunate witness.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-11-3 4:21:55 PM  

#16  "Necklacing" ANC tactic used against suspected collaborators and policemen
Posted by: Not Mike Moore   2003-11-3 3:57:31 PM  

#15  What a great place for NKor to test their new nuke? Even if it's a total dud, like their poof-haired weirdo 'leader'. I don't think even the US would protest TOO much...
Posted by: Old Patriot   2003-11-3 3:00:16 PM  

#14  Jackson has a record for international meddling:
From old CNN news "Jackson went to Yugoslavia in 1999 to secure the release of three American soldiers captured during the conflict over Kosovo. In September 1990, he won the release of 47 American civilians in Baghdad, seized after Iraq invaded Kuwait. And in 1984, he intervened to bring Navy pilot Robert Goodman out of Syria after he was shot down over Lebanon." I doubt that he had approval for these trips by US State Department.
Posted by: Gasse Katze   2003-11-3 2:36:34 PM  

#13  Nice to see he's for sale internationally now instead of just domestically.

That's globalization for you. I wonder if ANSWER's interested in protesting that...

( * crickets chirping * )
Posted by: Raj   2003-11-3 2:02:47 PM  

#12  Michelin Man
Posted by: Frank G   2003-11-3 1:58:56 PM  

#11  Mandela's ANC had a habit of putting gas-filled tires around people's necks and lighting them on fire.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-11-3 12:46:31 PM  

#10  sorry Sorge...but I don't get it. Perhaps someone could 'splain.
Posted by: B   2003-11-3 12:11:17 PM  

#9  Bulldog, LOL! They probably would piss east if they all didn't squat to piss.
Posted by: Jarhead   2003-11-3 11:09:27 AM  

#8  Nobody laughed at my Nelson "Michelin" Mandela joke? Come on people!
Posted by: Sorge   2003-11-3 11:05:40 AM  

#7  When you've been drinking Mecca Cola, do you have to piss facing east?
Posted by: Bulldog   2003-11-3 10:48:02 AM  

#6  Mecca Cola is sold in France mainly to people of Algerian ascent. 10% of the profits (after creative accounting) are supposed to go to help Palestine. I ever wonder why Algerians care so much about Palestine instead of their own victims of the civil war or of the earthquake. I also wonder why Algerians in France (who usually are on minimum wage or on welfare) should spend money on Palestine instead of letting the Saudis give 10% of THEIR profits if they care so much. Go figure.
Posted by: JFM   2003-11-3 10:02:54 AM  

#5  Nothing new there. Remember his loving embrace of the Arafish? Or his relative (step-brother? half brother?) who raked in cash from Libya?
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-11-3 9:39:28 AM  

#4  That's Salam Cola, the Cola of Peace for the Religion of Peace.
Jesse, huh? That'll buy them TONS of credibility over here. Nice to see he's for sale internationally now instead of just domestically.
Posted by: tu3031   2003-11-3 9:27:11 AM  

#3  Mecca Cola? Isn't that the new Islamo-facist soft-drink they're selling in Paris?
Posted by: Jarhead   2003-11-3 9:11:27 AM  

#2  LOL!!! Good one, RC! You've got the touch, bro!
Posted by: .com   2003-11-3 9:10:24 AM  

#1  Coca-Cola ad, early 1970's: "We'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony..."

Mecca Cola ad, early 2000's: "We'd like to force the world to Islam, or abject slavery..."
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2003-11-3 9:03:36 AM  

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