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| Jealous Wife Tries to Castrate Husband |
| 2003-11-06 |
| She should’ve just hired a penis snatcher... PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - A popular karaoke performer was hospitalized after his jealous wife tried, but failed, to cut off his penis while he slept Wednesday, Phnom Penh police said. Tried but failed? Well, it’s the thought that counts... Kan Bun Hou, 26, was asleep when his wife, Ma Len, attacked him with a razor blade, said Touch Sarin, a Phnom Penh police chief. Police were looking for the woman, who fled after the attack. Close shave, eh there, Kan? "The injury is not severe. It could have been worse if she had used scissors," he said. EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! "His wound is treatable." Rub some dirt on it and take a lap. That’s what coach used to say... The attack apparently stemmed from Kan Bun Hou’s popularity as a karaoke performer. The couple had fought the day before. Karaoke? Sounds justifable to me. She just couldn’t take it anymore... "He’s a handsome man and used to party a lot at night," Touch Sarin said. Looks like a lifestyle change might be in the card for Karaoke Man. In August, a man was allegedly killed by his wife after she squeezed his testicles until he fainted and then tied his neck to a bed with a scarf. The woman, who said her husband used to beat her, turned herself in to the police. Wonder what he was into? Show tunes, maybe? |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #15 Steve White, very, very funny. |
| Posted by: Yank 2003-11-6 6:43:45 PM |
| #14 Maaaaann, I'm glad I don't like karaoke! |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2003-11-6 6:21:47 PM |
| #13 When drinking in full regailia, Sometimes yer memory will fail ya, But Kan Bun woke up thinking, "I must really have been drinking, I've gone and misplaced my genitalia!" |
| Posted by: Steve White 2003-11-6 6:15:51 PM |
| #12 f*ck the khmer rouge......pussies compared to these broads (no pun intended)........ |
| Posted by: Jarhead 2003-11-6 4:31:09 PM |
| #11 Thank god this isn't biting satire. |
| Posted by: BH 2003-11-6 3:36:54 PM |
| #10 Touch Sarin. I've seen a lot of odd names before but never one that was an actual sentence. A simple one, but a sentence none-the-less. It also is a name that even the US State Department should flag as worth further investigation even if he's a cop. |
| Posted by: Yank 2003-11-6 3:20:37 PM |
| #9 How very---------uh--------incisive! |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2003-11-6 3:09:21 PM |
| #8 Rantburg: on the cutting edge once again. |
| Posted by: Mike 2003-11-6 2:23:55 PM |
| #7 Same thing in Thailand. You do NOT cheat on your wife if you have any brains - and want your current anatomy left intact! As for girlfriend(s) - if you have more than one you're called a butterfly (flitting from flower to flower) - sounds nice but actually a very derogatory term. "Rub some dirt on it and take a lap." LOL! We had the same coach, methinks. |
| Posted by: .com (RoPMA) 2003-11-6 2:08:40 PM |
| #6 After reading that... I feel kinda small. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2003-11-6 1:41:31 PM |
| #5 What ever happened to the old Cambodia Tradition of throwing acid on your husband's girlfriends face? Some people have no respect for tradition anymore! Perhaps he had too many 'girlfriends'.... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2003-11-6 1:26:53 PM |
| #4 Are they sure about the motive. Maybe he left the seat up. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2003-11-6 1:16:07 PM |
| #3 And the winner of the meanest female award goes to.....Kampuchea! |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-11-6 12:50:05 PM |
| #2 Lucky thing he isn't a mime. |
| Posted by: BH 2003-11-6 12:39:45 PM |
| #1 Maybe it was a cry for help on her part? |
| Posted by: Hiryu 2003-11-6 12:35:57 PM |