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| KCNA Blasts Rumsfeld: "Kingpin of Evil" |
| 2003-11-25 |
| KCNA spokesman is in great form today: U.S. Defense Secretary Rumsfeld reportedly slandered the DPRK as an "evil country" and an "evil regime" again during his Asian visit. It is nothing surprising that Rumsfeld talked such nonsense as he put Hitler into the shade in man-killing and war hysteria. But we can never pardon him for malignantly slandering our dignified and inviolable political system whether he is a political dwarf, human scum or hysteric. His hands are stained with the blood shed by so many people. He is, indeed, a human butcher and fascist tyrant who puts an ogre to shame. It was none other than Rumsfeld who set out the theory of "preemptive nuclear attack," massacred innocent people in every part of the world and hurled GIs into the Iraqi war and other abysses of death. Wherever he went he sparked aggression, war and horrible disaster. It is ridiculous of such a war fanatic to talk about evil and other country’s policy. It is tragedy that he does not know he himself is a kingpin of evil. Such vituperation was let loose by Rumsfeld known to play a major role in shaping the politics of the U.S. administration at a time when Bush is talking about "written security assurances" to the DPRK. This goes to prove that the "security assurances" are nothing but a farce to deceive the DPRK. This also clearly proved that the Bush group remains unchanged in its wolfish design to unleash a new war on the Korean peninsula at any cost, far from opting to co-exist with the DPRK in peace, and its inveterate denial of the DPRK system. If his vituperation represents the stance of the Bush administration, it can not but cast a doubt about the prospect of the six-way talks but only reinforces the conviction that there is no other way but to stand in confrontation with the U.S. to the end. And this compels us to approach with vigilance the true intention of the Bush administration clamoring for a "peaceful settlement" of the nuclear issue. The wrong way of thinking and sinister intention of the U.S. bellicose forces to detain us in the conference room and focus on mounting a preemptive nuclear attack on us behind the curtain clearly prove the justice of our decision to increase our nuclear deterrent force. No Jung, Dear Leader or Sea of Fire, but a great rant none the less. |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #14 Damn OP. That is a great idea -- especially if one of the languages is french :). |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2003-11-25 8:52:32 PM |
| #13 "swearing in five languages, simultaneously" ROFLMAO!!! You gotta be light on your toes to even keep up, much less retort! |
| Posted by: .com (Abu Cajun Luver) 2003-11-25 8:34:11 PM |
| #12 Hey, I like the idea of a Chief Spittle Spewer! We need to get George's attention, so he can appoint one. Maybe someone who had a severe dislike for James Carville, and can scream as loudly, and as vituperously as Jimmy baby would work. A Cajun would be great at the job - you should hear some of them get going when someone knocks over their boudin. I can just see Jacques Chirac's face when someone from Marksville or Ville Platte gets up and starts swearing in five languages, simultaneously. |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2003-11-25 8:20:39 PM |
| #11 Boy, this is a tough house! |
| Posted by: .com (Abu Sympathizer) 2003-11-25 8:02:14 PM |
| #10 [holds up card] 3.5 Sigh. I had such hopes, it started well. "put Hitler into the shade" is a new one and a nice touch. But the rest was pedantic and uninspired. Perhaps this one has been weakened by hunger? |
| Posted by: Steve White 2003-11-25 4:39:07 PM |
| #9 *tears card in half* Get the damned newbie off the ice. He's a disgrace to the sport. |
| Posted by: Ptah 2003-11-25 11:56:50 AM |
| #8 I think it's a 1 time pad. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2003-11-25 10:37:27 AM |
| #7 I've heard worse. This one is written to set the stage for rejecting the "written security assurances". I want more of that Old Commie Idealogy. I give it a 2.0 - hardly trying. |
| Posted by: Spot 2003-11-25 10:16:23 AM |
| #6 ...whether he is a political dwarf, human scum or hysteric... I always imagine John Belushi using these as his "rant" scripts in Weekend Update... |
| Posted by: snellenr 2003-11-25 10:12:11 AM |
| #5 "sear the pubes..." ROFLMAO! What a word picture! I nominate BH for the post of Freedom's Abu Abuser! Shit, still laughing! w00t! |
| Posted by: .com (Abu Abuser Wannabee) 2003-11-25 9:59:42 AM |
| #4 I understand that our leaders need to be mature and professional, but I wish we could appoint a National Abuser to counter some of these guys. Nothing would give me more satisfaction than seeing an official spokesman get up and call this guy a pustulent turd-snake, or to tell the ayatollahs that we're going to sear the pubes off their faces with radiation. |
| Posted by: BH 2003-11-25 9:39:27 AM |
| #3 Hmm... Wolfish Design and vituperation (I had to look that one up ) human scum or hysteric not to mention puts an ogre to shame and the classic favorite: kingpin of evil. I give it a 7.8 on the spittle meter. Clearly NKOR is feeling the heat in the spittle race. But, as mentioned, the lack of Jung, Juice, Dear Leader, and Sea of Fire brings their score down. Clearly Kimme-boy appeared to have dumped his previous speech writer and this one, with a little training and perhaps threats of torture can be a world class spitter. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2003-11-25 9:38:37 AM |
| #2 That'd be great if they cast Rummy in "Kingpin 2: The Sequel". He'd made a great Amish Defense Secretary! |
| Posted by: Dar 2003-11-25 9:34:02 AM |
| #1 You know you're doing it right when... "First, I want to thank Mom & Dad who taught me to call 'em as I see 'em..." Rummy's tearful acceptance speech at KCNA's Kingpin of Evil Awards Banquet. |
| Posted by: .com (Abu Jealous) 2003-11-25 9:23:05 AM |