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Southeast Asia |
Commander Robot Now A Peg-Leg |
2003-12-09 |
Captured Abu Sayyaf leader Ghalib Andang is recuperating at V. Luna Hospital after his left leg was amputated late Tuesday night, the military said Wednesday. OK, so they separated the mangled, gangrenous leg from the rest of the body - now - which section did they discard???? Lt. Col. Daniel Lucero, Armed Forces spokesman, said the left leg of Andang alias Commander Robot had to be removed because it had become gangrenous. Gangrene is the decay of a human organ due to blood loss. This decay or infection could spread to other parts of the body. Which might not have been such a bad thing - sort of like - giving God a sort of headstart of "sorting them all out" at his end "It [Andangâs left leg] could not be saved and it had become infectious," Lucero said. Lucero said military orthopedic surgeons decided to cut off Robotâs left leg around 11 p.m. Tuesday. The operation lasted until 3 a.m. Wednesday. Hey, Iâve got an idea - letâs amputate his left leg - at the neck One of the surgeons, Dr. Rafael Region, said Robot may suffer secondary infection after the operation. Even more reason to take out a few more - say 85 or 95 - centimeters of "questionable tissue" north of his leg Lucero said Robot will undergo psychological counselling to relieve him of the trauma of losing his leg. Theyâre erecting a gallows as this is written, and theyâre worried about his psychological reaction to losing his leg???? Amid fears that Otherwise, of course (this being the Philippines, and with Christmas coming and all) he might have been placed on unspervised work release Meanwhile, United States Ambassador to the Philippines Francis Ricciardone said Washington does not want to take custody of OK, so, the gallows will have to have an escalator The AFP said it will use Andangâs arrest to lead to other Abu Sayyaf bandits, saying it would âsqueeze everything they could out ofâ âSorta like toothpaste being squeezed out of thetube? him, especially the identities of officials or civilians who are or have been protecting the bandits. Oops! Well, scratch that gallows escalator - something tells me that old Andang might not make it to trial - or even to interrogation. âHappy dirt-nap, buddy. |
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Posted by: CrazyFool 2003-12-9 11:53:31 PM |