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| Dope Doing Dope Detained |
| 2003-12-10 |
| German police charged a man with drugs possession after officers spotted a small quantity of heroin concealed in his ear when he entered a police station to check if he was on their wanted list. "Hi, am I wanted for anything?" "Why do you ask?" "I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak up, I’ve got dope in my ear." "YA, ASSUME THE POSITION, DUMBKOFF!" "I suppose he may have heard he was wanted for some offence and just wanted to see if the police had anything on him," Volker Pieper, a spokesman for police in the central city of Kassel, said Tuesday. "It didn’t go quite as he had planned." As the 33-year-old man, a known drug abuser, questioned police, an officer noticed a suspicious lump stuck in his ear which turned out to be a gram of heroin, said Pieper. Police confiscated the drug before filing charges. As soon as they stopped laughing. |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #2 Maybe he had holes in his pockets. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2003-12-10 3:55:05 PM |
| #1 ... and put on rubber gloves... |
| Posted by: snellenr 2003-12-10 11:50:40 AM |