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Europe
A Draft of the New EU Constitution
2003-12-13
SATIRE ALERT...by iowahawk at LGF...read the whole thing!
PRERAMBLE.
We the intellectuals of the European Union, in order to create a more docile bourgeois, establish subsidies, insure domestic rail service, provide for the general Moroccan immigrant community, promote the regional autogyro industry, and secure comfortable holiday accommodations in Ibiza for ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the European Union.
Posted by:Seafarious

#3  Stick your Constitution for the European Union where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Yorkshireman   2003-12-13 3:48:33 PM  

#2  iowahawk is a scream! One comment mentioned he is gonna blog. Now that would be a worthy read, IMO, though I don't know if he's insane enough to keep this level up all the time. Maybe... Scott Ott does exist, so it's possible!
Posted by: .com   2003-12-13 4:39:03 AM  

#1  ? "... full rights to heated teat-graspers ..." ? Just a tease (:-)>
Posted by: Glenn (not Reynolds)   2003-12-13 4:08:59 AM  

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