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Former inmate rejailed when picking up belongings |
2003-12-17 |
No "Stupid Criminal Tricks" thread here? ORLANDO, Florida -- Released from prison, Ronald A. Mahner’s first mistake was driving back to get his stuff. No, that was his next-to-last mistake Mahner returned to the Seminole County Jail to reclaim his personal property four days after being released. He had served a sentence for drunken driving, auto theft and habitually driving with a suspended or revoked license. But when asked to provide identification, Mahner handed a sheriff’s deputy his license, which after routine computer check was found to have been revoked for life. oops Deputy Teri Cresswell couldn’t prove Mahner was doing anything illegal without seeing him behind the wheel, so she told him to drive to the back parking lot. Mahner took the car around back, That was his last mistake parked in a fire lane we’ll let that one slide and went inside to claim his clothing, shampoo, dart board and battery charger. Important stuff he really needed Ann Mallory, a manager in the Forensic Services Section, called in a computer check of the car’s tag and found it had been reported stolen the same day Mahner was released from jail. His second-to-last mistake Mahner was handcuffed and arrested Monday, just as he was about to drive away. |
Posted by:Glenn (not Reynolds) |
#3 All communities must have their idiot. Glad to see the Seminole County lock-up didn't have to do without their's for an extended period. |
Posted by: Super Hose 2003-12-17 2:49:07 PM |
#2 I feel no pity for this idiot. Instead I laugh at his misfortune! |
Posted by: Charles 2003-12-17 4:23:01 AM |
#1 Damn! This idiot is one (fatal) traffic accident away from being the winner of a gold-plated "Darwin Award"! Somebody give him a one-way ticket to the nearest home for feeble-minded criminals. Ed Becerra |
Posted by: Ed Becerra 2003-12-17 2:56:20 AM |