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Iraq
Saddam’s last novel
2003-12-18
Saddam Hussein spent the final weeks before the war writing a novel predicting that he would lead an underground resistance movement to victory over the Americans. He was not, as most of the world imagined, planning the defence of his nation. As the war began and Saddam went into hiding, 40,000 copies of Be Gone Demons! were rolling off the presses. Most were destroyed by bombing and looting. The historical epic reveals Saddam’s increasing detachment from the world and his inflated sense of self in a narrative that meanders through the history of Iraq from biblical times and is filled with paranoid invective against the Jews, who delight in inciting troubles between Muslim nations and encouraging the Romans (Americans) - to attack Iraq. The arch-villain is Ezekiel, an immortal Jew whose presence runs throughout time. He is a fat, evil, old man; Saddam probably had Ariel Sharon in mind. The Iran-Iraq war began when Ezekiel persuaded the Iraqis’ leader to invade his neighbour. The Iraqis, led by a doddering sheik, are soon defeated and Ezekiel seizes power. Enter Saddam as the resistance fighter Salim - "a pure, virtuous Arab" . . . "Salim is tall and handsome with a straight nose". A ghost writer journalist involved in producing the novels, Saad Hadi, said: "He lost touch with reality. He thought he was a god who could do anything, including writing novels."
Posted by:Paul Moloney

#12  Saddam and Me
Bowling For Palestine
Stupid White Men


Remember, it doesn't have to be factual, it's satire.
Posted by: 4thInfVet   2003-12-18 8:35:50 PM  

#11  "How Many Bugs in a Box?" pop-up book
Posted by: bigtree   2003-12-18 8:00:47 PM  

#10  "Dictators for Dummies"
Posted by: seafarious   2003-12-18 2:52:46 PM  

#9  "Killers, and the Killing Killers who Kill Them"
Posted by: john   2003-12-18 1:59:15 PM  

#8  "Stupid Olive Men"
"How to Get Ahead in Tyranny"
"I'm OK, You're Dead"
Posted by: Rawsnacks   2003-12-18 1:51:30 PM  

#7  alternate book titles

"So, you want to be a genocidal dictator"
"infidels are from the west, terrorists from islam"
"12 habits of long reigning dictators"
"how to find a friend in France"
Posted by: mhw   2003-12-18 1:27:14 PM  

#6  He's working on his autobiography: Ace in the Hole: Royal Flush
Posted by: Rawsnacks   2003-12-18 12:58:58 PM  

#5  I'm waiting for the first in-depth review...
Posted by: john   2003-12-18 11:21:53 AM  

#4  How bout the cliffnotes to Man in a Hole
Saddam in a Nutshell
Posted by: domingo   2003-12-18 9:32:17 AM  

#3  Be Gone Demons!
ROTFLMAO! It's amazing to me how he managed to stay in power. I would have thought he'd spend his day shootin' Jooos.
Posted by: Spot   2003-12-18 8:51:27 AM  

#2  I hear he's working on the new one, Man in a Hole.
Posted by: tu3031   2003-12-18 8:32:22 AM  

#1  ummm... So the Jews told Saddam to invade Iraq, and he did it? He is the doddering sheik!
Posted by: Ben   2003-12-18 4:45:53 AM  

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