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Man Chops Off Testicle in Dispute with Wife |
2003-12-22 |
A Kenyan man chopped off one of his testicles in a row with his wife and then walked naked to a police station to report the incident, police said on Monday. Police rushed 26-year-old Stephen Ongala to hospital after he stumbled into their police station in the border town of Busia in western Kenya on Friday bleeding heavily. "He said he did it because he had had a disagreement with his wife," said deputy police chief Shadrack Maithya. Must have been something like this: "If I catch you with that floozy again, I swear I’ll cut your nuts off!" "Oh, yeah? You want them, here, catch! Oh shit....." |
Posted by:Steve |
#7 He's saving it for later. Round two? |
Posted by: ed 2003-12-22 9:19:43 PM |
#6 Self-rule? Hell sometimes I wonder about fire. |
Posted by: Shipman 2003-12-22 2:12:22 PM |
#5 He's saving it for later. |
Posted by: Fred 2003-12-22 2:01:25 PM |
#4 Only one testicle? What ever happened to the follow through? |
Posted by: Charles 2003-12-22 1:38:09 PM |
#3 What's there to wonder? Actually, it's better than chopping off part of wife, but odd. |
Posted by: Glenn (not Reynolds) 2003-12-22 12:27:01 PM |
#2 Sometimes I wonder if these folks are really ready for self-rule... |
Posted by: Dave D. 2003-12-22 12:19:03 PM |
#1 I guess the "not tonight, I have a headache" excuse wasn't . . . er . . . cutting it. |
Posted by: Tibor 2003-12-22 12:01:04 PM |