You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
-Short Attention Span Theater-
Couple sues over broken grocery bag
2004-01-08
A Mt. Pleasant Township couple wants Wal-Mart to pay for foot and toe injuries they claim were caused by canned goods and condiments that tumbled from an overfilled plastic grocery bag. According to a two-count civil lawsuit filed Wednesday in Westmoreland County, Brenda and Ronald Sager contend a plastic bag they brought home from the East Huntingdon Township store last month was deficient and overstuffed.
"deficient and overstuffed" - perfect description of this pair.
The bag, which contained a 32-ounce jar of Miracle Whip, a 46-ounce bottle of ketchup, three 15-ounce cans of fruit, an 18-ounce bottle of ranch dressing and a 12-ounce bottle of mustard, broke open when the Sagers returned home and started to put away their groceries.
Seven items totaling 9.56 pounds.
That’s when the handle tore and the bottom of the bag broke, the Sagers claim.
Got any witnesses? Thought not.
"... all of the contents of said small plastic bag immediately fell onto and struck the right ankle, foot and toes of the plaintiff, Brenda Sager," the lawsuit said. The 14-page complaint filed by attorney John Scales claims Brenda Sager suffered numerous injuries including cracked and damaged toenails.
"Damm, I chipped a nail! I’ll sue! Sue!"
Brenda Sager also claims she sustained more serious permanent injuries and other physical problems, such as ligament damage and a broken right foot.
Found a rent-a-doctor.
The Sagers contend Wal-Mart was at fault for her injuries. The store, they claim, failed to properly instruct and train its employees to correctly bag products, negligently provided a defective bag, recklessly overpacked the bag by placing in it too many heavy items, failed to double- or triple-bag the purchases, and placed Brenda Sager in a "position of peril."
"Position Of Peril" sounds like a porn flick.
She is seeking damages in excess of $30,000.
That’s small change, however, Wal-Mart will cheerfully spend ten times that fighting this in court. They always fight every suit.
Her husband also is seeking that amount in damages, claiming that as a result of his wife’s injuries he has been deprived of her attention and comfort and suffered a loss of consortium.
He’s not getting any since she chipped a toenail.
An official of Wal-Mart yesterday denied the accusations. Store co-manager Scott Kubica said Wal-Mart workers did nothing wrong and did not overpack the Sagers’ bag. "Those bags are good for 10 or 15 pounds," Kubica said. There apparently is no industry standard for packing grocery bags, according to an official with the National Grocer’s Association, a Virginia-based organization that operates an annual competition for grocery bagging.
1. Somebody will sponsor legistration to establish a commission to set up standards for bagging groceries.
2. Wal-Mart will squash them in court, if it gets that far.
3. There is a national competition for grocery bagging?
Posted by:Steve

#8  A table at a friend's house I was trying to lift up a few years back separated from a leg and fell squarely on my thumb toe (or whatever the damn thing is called) and scrunched it really good. The hematoma formed promptly under the nail, causing a great deal of pain, and most of the toenail itself came off a couple of weeks later. All this time walking was a chore.

Stupid me, I didn't sue anyone.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-1-8 9:46:12 PM  

#7  
Her husband also is seeking that amount in damages, claiming that as a result of his wife’s injuries he has been deprived of her attention and comfort and suffered a loss of consortium.
She broke a toe (maybe) and he can't get any? What kind of pathetic losers are they?

Or maybe I should ask how they normally "consort"?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-1-8 6:02:14 PM  

#6  I don'tknow who despise more. People who file frivilous lawsuits or WalMart. Every timee I walk into one I feel like I've stepped into the shallow end of the gene pool
Posted by: Cheddarhead   2004-1-8 4:32:09 PM  

#5  Gottheirasses.
Posted by: checkoutboy   2004-1-8 3:27:07 PM  

#4  Monday-morning quarterback sez: "I woulda double-bagged it."
Posted by: Scooter McGruder   2004-1-8 2:51:45 PM  

#3  Seven items totaling 9.56 pounds.

Note that the ounces quoted are fluid ounces (except, maybe, the fruit). You can't translate them into pounds without knowing the density of the substances and the weight of the packaging.

In high school gym class I took a hockey stick to the thumb. It bent my thumbnail backward into the nail bed, and bled some and hurt like a sumbitch. The PE teacher (a man, of course) said, "Awww, diddums bweak a nail?" After class I went to the nurse to have some goop put on it, and she went to have a word with coach. He had teeth marks on his ass the next day. Do not misunderestimate the pain of cracked nails.

That aside, this is stupid.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2004-1-8 2:49:09 PM  

#2  Two words: "Loser pays".
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-1-8 2:28:21 PM  

#1  He’s not getting any since she chipped a toenail.


He's a toe-sucker.
Posted by: Steve YAO   2004-1-8 1:32:43 PM  

00:00