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| 2004-02-02 |
| Timothy Thomas, 24, of Gouverneur, is accused of flashing members of the Amish community in a Saint Lawrence County village on several occasions earlier this month. In Dr Ruth’s opinion, Tim must have a very In his statement to sheriff’s deputies, Thomas says he was driving home from work on Jan. 6 when he stopped his car, took off his clothes and exposed himself to an Amish man driving a buggy. Now that’s the kind of perp statement the polices can dig right into. Another time, he allegedly exposed himself to two Amish boys in -7 degree weather. Brrrrrrrrr. Want to see my hairy horse chestnut? Brrrr. He told deputies he did "this type of thing about once a week." Thomas told deputies his actions were a cry for Tim, at 7 degrees I can understand why you might be crying for help, but two Amish kids are not going to be able to do much for you as their pants and coats are not likely to be your size. Maybe one could spare a wool mitten for your ... ah package, though. Authorities say Thomas likely targeted the Amish because they don’t have telephones and couldn’t immediately report the incidents. Kind of an ineffective cry for help. I hope he got frost-bitten waiting for the boys to hike to a gas-station to report him. He faces charges of public |
| Posted by:Super Hose |
| #5 Angie, I think Ann Coulter has already got that covered. Sorry, I should have gone for the Amish angle. The article struck me as funny mostly because I can't imagine somebody deciding to cry for help, by exposing themselves in the Middle of a frigid Winter. DO you think he was a repressed member of a Polar Bear club? |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-2-2 1:21:23 PM |
| #4 Right, I got that. I don't know why you didn't go all out: HILLARY'S CONSTITUENTS DIE IN GRISLY ACCIDENT HILLARY'S CONSTITUENTS CHARGED WITH BRIBERY, CORRUPTION HILLARY'S CONSTITUENTS KNOCK OVER 7-11 IN THE BRONX All of these are bound to be true any given week in New York. |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2004-2-2 12:08:42 PM |
| #3 Sorry, the guy was from upstate NY. Failed attempt to be funny and lure in members of the VRWC. Hillary's name is like honey to them. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-2-2 11:04:09 AM |
| #2 I'm sorry, what did this have to do with Hillary again? |
| Posted by: Angie Schultz 2004-2-2 10:58:53 AM |
| #1 What a pity no one challenged him to put it on a flag pole. |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-2-2 10:37:20 AM |