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| Farmer ’feeds troublesome worker to lion’ |
| 2004-02-10 |
| Police have arrested a Limpopo game farmer and three alleged accomplices after they allegedly fed a "troublesome" worker to lions. You’ve all thought about doing it, haven’t you? The unnamed men were arrested on Monday at the Engedi game farm near Hoedspruit after recovering 38-year-old Nelson Shisane’s skull, part of his legs and bloodied clothing from the scene. Ewuuuuuuuuuu! "Witnesses say the farmer first severely beat Shisane, before tying him up, driving him 15km to the (Mokwalo White Lion Project) game farm and throwing him over a fence into a lion enclosure," said police Superintendent Ronel Otto. "The farmer and three workers then allegedly watched as a lion mauled him, before it dragged him into the bush." "OK, show’s over. Back to work, guys." Local labourers and neighbours report that Shisane was recently dismissed from the farm after a dispute with its owner, who may not be named until he appears in the Hoedspruit magistrate’s court on murder charges. |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #6 "Nelson, you idiot, you aren't tying the barbed-wire right." "Oh yeah? Well BITE me!" |
| Posted by: Jackal 2004-2-10 7:55:27 PM |
| #5 Feed 'em to the Lions... Rantburg... whatever it's a troll's death. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-2-10 5:46:19 PM |
| #4 Late for work again! Feed him to the lions. That is one tough boss. |
| Posted by: dataman1 2004-2-10 12:51:58 PM |
| #3 All he had to do was bend over |
| Posted by: john 2004-2-10 12:08:08 PM |
| #2 How "troublesome" was he, Johnny??? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-2-10 11:22:00 AM |
| #1 I would hate to have to follow the lion around with a shovel trying to recover teh rest of the evidence. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-2-10 10:42:16 AM |