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| French Woman marries dead boyfriend |
| 2004-02-11 |
| This belongs in the - Can’t make this up - category A 35-year-old Frenchwoman became both bride and widow when she married her dead boyfriend, in an exchange of vows that required authorisation from the French president... According to French law, a marriage between a living person and a dead person can take place as long as preliminary civic formalities have been completed that show the couple had planned to marry. Before the ceremony can take place, it must be approved by the French president. And I always thought that the French were the official arbiters of how to have sex! EUUUUUUUU I know this has nothing to do with the WOT, but too good to pass. Delete if you need to. |
| Posted by:SamIII |
| #9 I've heard of dying from sex, but getting sex even after you're dead? Somebody move his face into a grin! |
| Posted by: Charles 2004-2-11 2:39:44 PM |
| #8 They say a hard man is good to find. |
| Posted by: BH 2004-2-11 10:46:15 AM |
| #7 Well, he's not going to complain if she sleeps with other guys. BTW, isn't necrophilia a perversion? |
| Posted by: Steve from Relto 2004-2-11 10:44:35 AM |
| #6 Reminder Alert: Saturday is Valentine's Day! Please be my |
| Posted by: john 2004-2-11 10:28:09 AM |
| #5 He'll have to endure a lot of nagging. "sorry lazy ass never makes me breakfast in bed!" |
| Posted by: john 2004-2-11 10:23:00 AM |
| #4 At least we know he doesn't need Viagra... he's already stiff. |
| Posted by: Unmutual 2004-2-11 10:02:11 AM |
| #3 only if she has sex with him I think. |
| Posted by: dataman1 2004-2-11 9:04:06 AM |
| #2 Does the widow receive the dead guy's pension? |
| Posted by: Crescend 2004-2-11 8:44:35 AM |
| #1 Let's see, today's agenda: 1. Budget 2. Military 3. Unemployment 4. Foreign affairs 5. OK dead guy getting married |
| Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2004-2-11 8:43:34 AM |