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We would have been happy in our death: Fedayeen
2004-02-22
His face wreathed in smiles, a captured suicide bomber declared Saturday he would have been "happy" to have died while staging an attack on Delhi’s international airport, an act that was aborted by his capture.
"But since I'm not dead, how about some of those chapatis? And look at that girl, wouldja? She's so pretty! I never noticed how pretty some of those girls are before. And look at my arm, wouldja? See? The fingers work! And I can take a deep breath! I ain't dead! Whoopee!... But... ummm... Yeah. I'da been happy to die. Uhuh. Can I have some pie, too?"
"We are not scared of death. Had we done what we were supposed to, we would have been happy in our death," Assadullah told reporters of the attack he and two others were to carry out Friday. Pakistani nationals Assadullah, Mohammad Bashir and Rashid of the Lashkar-e-Taiba group were captured earlier this week, the first time the Jammu and Kashmir police have laid their hands on fidayeen bombers. Assadullah was presented to reporters here Saturday. After prefacing his remarks with "It is nice to see you here", he lapsed into typical jehadi language - that dying while attacking the oppressor results in divine attainment. "We were to attack the airport in Delhi and achieve martyrdom. We could not do it. That makes me sad," he said.
"But I'm alive. Alive, I tell yez! ALIVE!"
He then burst into maniacal laughter but soon returned to his coherent self. "Indian security forces are committing extreme atrocities on Muslims in Kashmir. It is our duty to fight and target these oppressors," he contended.
"But I ain't dead. Tomorrow morning, I'm gonna wake up and I'll still be breathin'... And how pretty those girls are! Just the sight of 'em makes life worth livin', don't it?... Almost, I mean."
Posted by:Paul Moloney

#7  Damn OP! Sounds like ex's divorce atty!
Posted by: Frank G   2004-2-22 9:13:14 PM  

#6  Damn OP! Sounds like the Farrah treatment.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-22 3:10:42 PM  

#5  A nice axehandle in the face, so some of the bones break and the muscle attachment points are re-arranged. Let him heal, then throw him back in Packland to live out his life as a FAILED "suicide bomber". He'll pray for death a thousand times.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2004-2-22 12:30:23 PM  

#4  handcuffed wrists to ankles - throw him a bone, so to speak. He'll wish he were dead
Posted by: Frank G   2004-2-22 12:13:17 PM  

#3  Obey even your cellmates!

I envision a name change, to Ben Dover...
Posted by: Raj   2004-2-22 10:43:38 AM  

#2  
dying while attacking the oppressor results in divine attainment

I'm sure, Asshole-ullah, that Allah intended to measure your divine attainement by your success in fighting oppressors in the passenger terminal at Delhi International Airport. Now that you have failed that test, Allah will measure your divine attainment by your ability to comply with prison rules for the next couple of decades. Be the most obedient prisoner you can possibly be. Obey even your cellmates!
Posted by: Mike Sylwester   2004-2-22 10:09:36 AM  

#1  We would have been happy with your death too.
Posted by: Anonymous   2004-2-22 8:38:20 AM  

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