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Facts About Rotation of U.S. Troops
2004-02-23
By the time the rotation finishes in May, the Pentagon will have shipped nearly 450,000 tons of equipment to the Iraqi theater and shipped home even more -- 700,000 tons.
And 10,000 pounds of bananas.
  • Commanders in Kuwait have anointed several "czars" to oversee thorny details. One commands a fleet of 400 private buses that can be seen on the highways ferrying U.S. troops from airports and seaports to local bases. The "wash rack czar" oversees the 250 car wash stations that scrub and disinfect each military vehicle before it gets shipped back to the United States or Germany. The "bed down czar" makes sure there are cots available for each soldier passing through Kuwait.
    All hail the TP Czar.

  • In Iraq, the Army completed the rotation of its two largest logistical units in 10 days, even as those units operated convoys across the region. The Army’s 13th Corps Support Command, with about 15,000 members now based north of Baghdad, just replaced the Germany-based 3rd Corps Support Command.
    That’s a whole lot of military supporters.

  • The military moves its hardware using tracking systems perfected in the corporate world -- satellite tracking beacons and radio frequency identification tags that transmit short-range signals to scanners.
    I wish domestic airlines would do the same with my luggage.

  • Rotation sideshows are playing out at Iraq’s Persian Gulf port of Umm Qasr, where each of the four outgoing Army divisions will ship about 800 shipping containers; and at the U.S. air base in Incirlik, Turkey, to where thousands of U.S. troops are being flown on their way out. The flights to Incirlik are Turkey’s first visible cooperation in the war in Iraq since refusing in March to allow U.S. troops to stage an invasion from Turkish territory.
Posted by:Super Hose

#9  I wish domestic airlines would do the same with my luggage.

Thank the unions.....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2004-2-24 3:00:37 PM  

#8  The flights to Incirlik are Turkey’s first visible cooperation in the war in Iraq

Gee thanks fellas - We'll try to make sure your screen door doesn't hit us on our way out. The Turks..our friends.
Posted by: B   2004-2-23 5:46:46 PM  

#7  I know I pointed this out yesterday, but
if you're serious, Seafarious http://www.villainsupply.com is the place to go for all your lair and henchman needs.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-2-23 4:36:02 PM  

#6  Warlord company? Pah! I'm trying to get a necromancer license from Bloomington, Illinois.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-2-23 4:18:14 PM  

#5  And if John Kerry is elected, we'll have a salmon czar. I am not making this up...
Posted by: Raj   2004-2-23 3:43:33 PM  

#4  At least "Czar" takes some of the sting off...

"What did you do in the war, Daddy ?"

"I was a *czar*, honey."
Posted by: Carl in N.H   2004-2-23 3:26:50 PM  

#3  wash rack czar; bed down czar; All hail the TP Czar.
I knew they would find a use for all the surplus junior officers. Glad I'm enlisted.
Posted by: N guard   2004-2-23 3:18:36 PM  

#2  SF, think of incorporating yourself as a warlord company. So many intersting purchases could become write-offs.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-2-23 2:41:16 PM  

#1  Can you list "Wash Rack Czar" in the "Occupation" block on your tax return?

I always thought it would be cool to list my occupation as "Warlord." But then I'd have to get henchmen and terrified villagers and stuff. Not really worth the effort.
Posted by: Seafarious   2004-2-23 2:30:23 PM  

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