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Hippo kills Mpuma man
2004-02-23
In the now classic Rantburg tradition of documenting animal attacks
Hazyview - The mangled body of an Mpumalanga villager was recovered on Sunday after he was attacked by an adult hippopotamus near the holiday town of Hazyview. Alfred Dube’s body, with deep bite marks to his torso, was found trampled in a thicket over 10m from the Sabie River by distraught friends and neighbours. He was seized by the hippo on Friday morning while swimming across the strongly flowing river with two friends. "The men knew the river was home to crocodiles and hippo, but claim they had no other way of crossing. Dube was the second to swim across, and appears to have been seized almost exactly in the middle of the river," said regional police spokesperson Captain Benjamin Bhembe on Monday. "The [man] screamed and struggled, but was apparently unable to free himself from the large animal’s jaws. When he was dragged underwater, his horrified friends ran for help in opposite directions." Hazyview police station almost immediately dispatched a rescue team, but was unable to trace the missing man. "All we found were some very large blood stains on the river bank near the scene," said Captain Bhembe. Dube’s family rallied friends and neighbours to continue the search over the weekend, with a small search party finally finding his body on Sunday evening. "We’re still uncertain whether Dube was dragged into the dense thicket and then trampled, or whether he was trying to escape. The most significant injuries were two deep bite wounds in the back," said Captain Bhembe.

Although vegetarian, hippos are considered to be Africa’s most dangerous large game, and are reputed to kill more people every year than flesh-eating predators such as lion or crocodile. Conservationists explain that hippo are extremely territorial, and are very protective of their young. They are also short-sighted, and instinctively use their large jaws and 60cm teeth to crush canoes or chomp perceived threats. They are also regularly reported to use their weight of up to three tons to trample people who come between grazing hippos and the safety of water. The highest-profile killings in Mpumalanga include the trampling of tourist Annatjie Mienie at the Kruger River Lodge in 2002 just 10km from the site of Dube’s death, and the death of Sabie River Sun security guard Mandla Msimango in 2001.
Posted by:Chuck Simmins

#11  Hey, muck4doo. If he ate chainey, would you be pissed?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-2-23 10:11:06 PM  

#10  "Well Doctor Gannon, the primary diagnosis is a severe case of 'Hungry Hungry Hippo'" "Damn!"
Posted by: Miss Gun   2004-2-23 9:42:58 PM  

#9  Here are some solutions besides killing all the hippos:
1. Start emptying 55 gallon drumps of a strong sedative into that part of the river
2. For goodness sake remove all the khat plants from the undergowth.
3. Have Nicoderm manufacture some of their patches in a cloth-yard size.
4. Make all the hippos wear daygrow orange vests so the villagers have a sporting chance.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-2-23 9:00:59 PM  

#8  There's a reason the Ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead had the "Eater" composed as a chimera of lion, crocodile, and hippo...

The danged things is DANGEROUS, bubela!
Posted by: mojo   2004-2-23 6:57:36 PM  

#7  The Zionists use hippos to kill palestinians. It's all part of the plot.
Posted by: 4thInfVet   2004-2-23 6:50:51 PM  

#6  Some place.. somewhere on the web there is a description of a an alarmed Hippo moving at speed over ground droping it's abundant scat through it propeller like little tail. It's probably a rural legend.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-23 5:58:27 PM  

#5  the guide on the Disneyland Jungle Cruise said much the same thing
Posted by: Frank G   2004-2-23 5:49:05 PM  

#4  his horrified friends ran for help in opposite directions.
Although vegetarian, hippos are considered to be Africa’s most dangerous large game, (apart from a wounded buffalo), and are reputed to kill more people every year than flesh-eating predators, because they are vegetarian. I also think they are a lot cleverer than most would imagine. Don't piss them off, is rule No.1.
Posted by: Rhodesiafever   2004-2-23 5:09:50 PM  

#3  It's my understanding that Hippos kill more people than crocs.
Posted by: Raptor   2004-2-23 5:08:19 PM  

#2  Hippopotami--Why do they hate us?
Posted by: Dar   2004-2-23 5:01:07 PM  

#1  and knowing how people are theey will probably go and kill every hippo in site for miles and miles all around. when it is peoples fallt for going in the hippos territory. the man is probly down river because hippos dont eat people.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-2-23 4:57:21 PM  

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