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Man Charged After Defecating in Diaper
2004-02-26
PEQUANNOCK, N.J. -- A Paterson man faces child endangerment charges after allegedly showing up at a Roman Catholic school clad in a diaper and pink stretch pants. William Rhode III, 53, was wearing an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs when he appeared Tuesday in Superior Court in Morristown. Judge Salem Vincent Ahto wanted to make sure Rhode understood the charge lodged against him. Rhode nodded his head when the judge asked if he understood the charge. Ahto then ordered him returned to Morris County jail in lieu of $75,000 bail. Rhode is scheduled to undergo a psychiatric evaluation on March 12. Police said he showed up at Holy Spirit School at dismissal on Feb. 13 seeking a job application. When his request was denied, he defecated in the diaper and fled on foot, police said. Lincoln Park police arrested him a short time later near a supermarket.
"I knew you by your smell!"
Posted by:Evert Visser

#26  Shipman

BABY DUCKS!!! BABY DUCKS!!!! KILL KILL KILL.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-2-26 9:52:10 PM  

#25  Yep, this is a keeper thread, Fred.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-2-26 9:29:28 PM  

#24  Mucky, do they make you wear the helmet on the short bus?
Watson, I believe someone in this room is actually muck4doo and involved in a vile scheme to amuse us. No one could actually be that dense and function.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-2-26 8:23:49 PM  

#23   *Looks at comment #21* That made sense to SOMEBODY, but that somebody sure doesn't come by here out of habit that often.

Muck4doodoobooboo's fixation with Cheney is pathetic: every other troll on the planet is bashing Bush, so this relative genius (very relative) thinks they can get a reputation for originality going after the VP...
Posted by: Ptah   2004-2-26 7:01:55 PM  

#22  All together now: What kind of ducks does chainney kill?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-26 6:10:36 PM  

#21  sgtdt i do have experience as my grandmother a had inconsistance and it was not easy to help her she pass on. im sure you would not like that but im glad to see you insightful. shipman i am not collective anything and am just one muck4doo and always was not a trolling as i think fishing is a cruel bloodsport. bom i have a chainey fetish at home to stick pins in when he go killing ducks again!
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-2-26 5:41:10 PM  

#20  I am beginning to think Mucky sort of a collective troll.

A troll with a Chainey fetish.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-2-26 4:28:18 PM  

#19  I am beginning to think Mucky sort of a collective troll. An RB exclusive as it were.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-26 4:14:13 PM  

#18  Not this time.... :)
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-26 4:12:28 PM  

#17  Muck4 doo doo speaks from experience.
Posted by: Sgt.DT   2004-2-26 3:20:32 PM  

#16  muck4doo - what do you call that pidgin you're typing? e-Bonics?
Posted by: BH   2004-2-26 3:19:56 PM  

#15  All kidding aside, Shipman is that you?
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-2-26 2:58:11 PM  

#14  not funny. the man is probly mentaly ill and may be inconstanant.many old people get this when they get old and it could happen to anyone. would you like to be thrown in jail just cuz you have an accident! chainey probly have it too and that why he hiding.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-2-26 2:26:28 PM  

#13  What's all the stink about? The fella's just lookin' for work.
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2004-2-26 2:02:57 PM  

#12  I say, my dear Watson, sounds, er, or rather smells scatalogical to me, alimentary, Watson...ahem.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-2-26 1:35:04 PM  

#11  Stories like this just chafe my ass...
Posted by: Dar   2004-2-26 12:47:29 PM  

#10  Sounds like he'd been pampered for far too long. He surely needs a change in his life.
Posted by: Rawsnacks   2004-2-26 12:12:42 PM  

#9  I think this is a load of crap.
Posted by: Yosemite Sam   2004-2-26 11:29:27 AM  

#8  At least we got the straight poop on this...
Posted by: Fred   2004-2-26 11:02:16 AM  

#7  LH: price of Pampers in Peshawar?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-2-26 10:28:56 AM  

#6  How did he expect to hold a job? It sounds like he's already carrying a full load.
Posted by: BH   2004-2-26 10:21:40 AM  

#5  Now, that's important news.
Posted by: Highlander   2004-2-26 10:12:12 AM  

#4  "How do you plead Mr. Poopypants?"
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2004-2-26 9:33:52 AM  

#3  Are we missing a troll?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-26 8:59:39 AM  

#2  That "depends".
Posted by: tu3031   2004-2-26 8:26:51 AM  

#1  He sounds psychiatric. Who changed his diaper? lol
Posted by: Antiwar   2004-2-26 7:04:04 AM  

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