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| Drunken nun crashes tractor | |
| 2004-03-04 | |
| A Benedictine nun could lose her driving licence after hitting a car parked outside her convent at Krzeszow in southeast Poland while drunk at the wheel of a tractor, a local police spokesman, Dariusz Waluch said. Waluch said the 45-year nun "was in no fit state to blow into a breathalyser" after the accident and police were waiting for the results of a blood-alcohol test before charging her. As the country song points out, they should have taken the keys to her old John Deere.
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| Posted by:Chuck Simmins |
| #6 I wonder if she is going to get her knuckles rapped with a ruler for punishment. |
| Posted by: Anymus 2004-3-4 9:04:45 PM |
| #5 “Ossifer I wuz drinkin’ fer the Mother Superior’s health. Ya see, ossifer, she’s been constipated fer almos’ a week now and when she hears what I’ve done, she’s gonna shit.“ |
| Posted by: GK 2004-3-4 7:44:16 PM |
| #4 1)In Poland she probably had a wee bit too much slivovitz(spelling?)-may have been first time and not realized how potent it is.The drunkest I've ever been was after drinking some w/Polish-American relatives in Baltimore. 2)If they didn't give her a test there is no record for a court to use.And the lab may "misplace" the results if the chapter she belongs to is highly regarded. |
| Posted by: Stephen 2004-3-4 5:12:37 PM |
| #3 "was in no fit state to blow into a breathalyser" Damn! How shitfaced is that when you can't even blow into the breathalyser? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-3-4 4:04:38 PM |
| #2 I didn't know Nuns could get sauced. Do you think she gets the red wine for free? |
| Posted by: Annie Onymous 2004-3-4 3:43:17 PM |
| #1 Drunken, tractor-driving nuns--Why do they hate us? |
| Posted by: Dar 2004-3-4 2:03:05 PM |