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| Frustrated German wants social workers to provide sex | |
| 2004-03-05 | |
| A frustrated German man is taking social workers to court because they won’t pay for him to visit a brothel. The welfare state ain’t what it used to be. Helmut H, 43, from Obererlbach says he has been sexually deprived ever since his wife left him. Nitaya, 28, flew back home to her native Thailand to give birth to the couple’s son but never returned. "I get £150 social security each month, I can’t afford the plane ticket," he told Bild daily. He says he’s suffering "sexual withdrawal" and has been forced to visit a brothel instead. Initially, he asked the authorities to refund him the price of an inflatable doll he’d bought - but without success. Not this one, surely He then sent them a bill for 16 brothel visits, 32 porn movies, a magazine and costs for driving to the video store - a total of £1,650. When authorities wrote back saying his request had been turned down, he took his case to the administration court in Ansbach. Social welfare spokesman Manfred Walter, 55, says he expects the court "will turn down the claim".
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| Posted by:tipper |
| #8 Gee - Sniff sniff, he's reaching out. He just wants to be loved... and be the first Official Wanker. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-3-5 10:46:56 PM |
| #7 Move to Massachusetts, USA, Helmut. You could probably pull it off. They might even throw in a free sex change operation if you want it. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-3-5 10:39:36 PM |
| #6 I'm surprised the Dimmy's haven't come up with this one. In fact, they should make it a priority on their ticket. AT least we will know they stand for something. |
| Posted by: dataman1 2004-3-5 12:43:45 PM |
| #5 was it one of the famous Palestinian Sex Dolls....? |
| Posted by: john 2004-3-5 12:33:38 PM |
| #4 Man, I've heard of gettin' screwed by the government, but this... |
| Posted by: mojo 2004-3-5 11:54:09 AM |
| #3 ... even if you don't for his IQ. |
| Posted by: Fred 2004-3-5 11:40:17 AM |
| #2 Yah gotta admire the guy for his nerve... |
| Posted by: Hiryu 2004-3-5 11:13:28 AM |
| #1 Western Europe is the terminal moraine of twentieth-century nanny-statism. This is where socialism leads: to frivolous parasitism like this, or to the gulag. |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2004-3-5 10:46:10 AM |
