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Paleos notice the elephant in the room | |||
2004-03-07 | |||
EFL "My husband is the victim of anarchy," murmured Um Fadi, the widow of Khalil Zaban, a prominent Palestinian journalist and human rights activist who was murdered in Gaza City on Tuesday. "He never did anything bad to anyone. I never imagined that the situation would deteriorate to such a low level."
How did anybody notice a difference? The resignation, according to senior Palestinian officials, has seriously embarrassed Arafat, who is under intense pressure to Don’t be so modest, Yasshole; you’re doing a bang-up job of screwing your people without outside help. "We are demanding early elections and major reforms in Fatah," said Hatem Abdel Kader, a Fatah legislator from Jerusalem who represents the grassroots generation in the movement. "The current situation is unhealthy and harmful." You’ll have better luck demanding that rocks fall upward henceforth. In an attempt to defuse the tensions, Arafat promised to hold elections for Fatah "within a year."
No doubt everyone was surprised. A prominent businessman in Nablus, whose family has been frequently targeted by the armed groups, described the situation in the city as catastrophic. "What we have here is a Mafia," he remarked, insisting on anonymity. Aw, be brave and go ask Yasshole for help ... I’m sure he’ll be sympathetic. "We have tens of competing armed groups that have replaced the PA. Each group has a leader who is directly linked to another more senior official. Every day I hear about armed robberies, rapes, kidnappings and extortion. The security forces say they are afraid of them and there is no judicial system." Inshallah. Better update your last will & testament, Hafez. Some Palestinians fear that the chaos in the Palestinian territories is an indication of what is awaiting them after Arafat is gone. As one Palestinian legislator put it this week, "We are on the verge of civil war. Many officials believe Arafat has been weakened and they are exploiting this to establish bases of power. The battle of succession is already under way, and as things appear, it could be a bloody one." Behold the mighty Arab Street. Commence appeasement. | |||
Posted by:Puddle Pirate |
#7 tu3031, hopefully, you mean Kosher beef hot dogs...? Otherwise, keen idea and one I might even travel to Israel to enjoy myself. |
Posted by: Jennie Taliaferro 2004-3-8 8:23:52 AM |
#6 It's the next day.... but ROFLMAO tu3031. |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-3-8 7:08:12 AM |
#5 The Israeli's ought to put seats on top of the wall like the Monster seats at Fenway. Sell hot dogs, popcorn, some decent beer, programs. You can't ID the factions without a program, ya know? |
Posted by: tu3031 2004-3-7 11:48:12 PM |
#4 The fence around Gaza has been finished for a while. That is why we are seeing them reduced to blowing up their own people. |
Posted by: Phil B 2004-3-7 11:35:09 PM |
#3 Yup - I think you're both right. Get that wall built Now! In fact, I can hear the robot from Lost in Space now: "Danger! Danger! Implosion Imminent!" As for Arafish - he deserves to be there, right smack dab in the middle of the confusion and outrage, given his major contributions. I hope he is one of the first to fall - it will fracture everything into a thousand shards. I'm getting images of the colloseum scene from Life of Brian again - only this time they're all packing some form of heat and taking aim at each other... |
Posted by: .com 2004-3-7 11:32:41 PM |
#2 How long do you think before the Palestinians demand the Evil Zionists American's come to help them. Civil war is inevitable. Israel better hurry up and finish that fence. |
Posted by: B 2004-3-7 11:21:41 PM |
#1 Looks like the civil war is starting with old Arafish not having turned his toes up yet. A bit of decorum please!, wait 'til the old fellers popped his clogs! Cause, meet effect... |
Posted by: Tony (UK) 2004-3-7 7:10:06 PM |