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Moroccan bomber dies in blast at Italian McDonald’s
2004-03-30
An apparent attempt to blow up a McDonald’s drive-in restaurant in northern Italy was foiled on Sunday but the suspected terrorist died when his car exploded with him strapped inside.
Cue the Spike Jones version of "My Old Flame"...
Witnesses said a man, later identified as Moustafa Chaouki, a native of Casablanca, drove his Fiat Tempra into the queue of cars waiting at the restaurant in Brescia, 100km east of Milan, at 10 pm. His car contained four cylinders of kitchen gas, each with a capacity of more than 70 litres. Police believe he opened the taps of the cylinders, filling the car with gas. Witnesses said he then suddenly opened the driver’s door, and the car detonated into a fireball.
Sounds like a pretty inept member of the al-Kaboomi clan...
A woman in the car directly behind the Fiat, told the daily, Corriere della Sera: "I had just said to my boyfriend, ’Don’t you smell something strange?’ Then there was the blast. That man didn’t even try to get out of the car. He stayed there, immobile in his seat, with one leg out of the door." About 20 customers were inside the restaurant, and a firefighter told Corriere: "We arrived within three minutes, and it was fortunate that we did because we succeeded in containing the explosion, chilling some of the gas cylinders inside the car." Otherwise, the unnamed officer added, the cylinders could have exploded, firing lethal metal fragments through the restaurant windows and possibly igniting other cylinders of carbon dioxide belonging to the restaurant which were close to the burning car.
Well, maybe heating them up so they'd explode. Takes a lot of matches to get CO2 to ignite.
Moustafa Chaouki was born in Casablanca, Morocco, in 1968 and was a resident of Brescia. Yesterday the assistant prosecutor of the city, Roberta di Martino, who is also the city’s anti-terrorism boss, would only say of the incident: "It was not an accidental occurrence."
"But it was larger than my grandmother's cat."
Last year, a Palestinian with a Kuwaiti passport, Al Khatib Muhammad, died in his car after it exploded close to a synagogue in the town of Modena, 160 kms south-east of Brescia. The crime is still unsolved.
"Legume! I suspect there may be a terrorism angle to this... But I... just... can't... put... my... finger on it."
And prosecutors in Brescia are also investigating an imam linked to the Iraq-based Islamist terror group Ansar-al-Islam, who was arrested one year ago. Mourad Trabelsi, the former imam of a mosque in the town of Cremona, 50km south-west of Brescia, was arrested in April last year, after being under surveillance by the Brescia authorities for three years. Investigators believe he helped raise funds for terrorist activities, recruited would-be terrorists and acted as the intermediary between a cell of Italy-based terrorists and international terrorist groups.
Posted by:Seafarious

#19  President Bush was lied to about WMD.
Posted by: Charlie TROLL   2004-03-30 9:01:48 PM  

#18  Back on topic (fried jihadi that is), it was Al Independent that raised three kinds of hell last year over the alleged revival of "napalm" by US forces in Iraq. (slightly different chemical, same satisfying effect).
The Fiskites apparently have no problem with jihadis being roasted alive when the jihadis are doing it to themselves. Neither do I, come to think of it, as long as they limit the crispy critter conversion to themselves.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-03-30 10:13:32 PM  

#17  I think it's high time for Bore-Ass the troll to display the courage of his own convictions and emulate this heroic jihadi, provided of course that he doesn't leave his own ptomain emporium to do it.
(it's "speech" btw, Bore-Ass, and have the health inspectors shut your place down yet?
If not, it's only because your yokel authorities are enlightened enough to appreciate that you are only poisoning your fellow idiotarians.)
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-03-30 10:05:40 PM  

#16  " I'll have an order of Jihadi Fingers to go. "
Posted by: Charles   2004-03-30 8:18:24 PM  

#15  Two things here - Angie, I don't know what you do for a living, but you could make big bucks writing headlines for The Sun in the UK! :)

And secondly, why is it that Islamonazis are just so, well, shite at taking the final curtain call? Perhaps this turd was getting a stiffy just thinking of his 72 raisins and lit his cigarette in anticipation of the celestial gang bang?

Brilliant comments by the way! :)
Posted by: Tony (UK)   2004-03-30 7:15:28 PM  

#14   "I had just said to my boyfriend, ’Don’t you smell something strange?’

Obvious palm oil leak from the deep fat frier.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-03-30 6:36:42 PM  

#13  Do you think there's a lawsuit here somewhere? How about the woman waiting behind the Fiat? She's got a case...
Posted by: Rafael   2004-03-30 6:25:48 PM  

#12  The martyr Moustafa Chaouki will be pleasured by 72 Ronald McDonalds for eternity.
Posted by: Mike Sylwester   2004-03-30 6:03:01 PM  

#11  I'll have one Big Mac, hold the infidel special sauce. One large order of fries, Allah be praised for their excellent flavor. And one giant shake. Ha ha! Allahu Akbar!

That will be 5,75 Euros.

That's what you think, Infidel!
Posted by: Tibor   2004-03-30 4:53:45 PM  

#10  Has anyone noticed how the Islamofascists have targeted McDonalds in Europe? Guess OBL didn't get the Kabul franchise, and this is his revenge...
Posted by: Old Patriot   2004-03-30 4:26:14 PM  

#9  "Crispy fries"
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-03-30 2:54:56 PM  

#8  "Um, that's some really crispy bacon on that burger..."
Posted by: Raj   2004-03-30 2:43:32 PM  

#7  Damn, I just saw this at Blair's place and hurried over to post it. I was going to title it "Burger Boom Bungle in Brescia". Seafarious, you have no sole.

WARNING!: Clicking on the Independent's link may get you a faceful of Fisk.

I suppose the lesson here is turn off your engine while getting gas.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2004-03-30 2:23:31 PM  

#6  For the CO2 tanks, the firemen were probably worried about them overheating and bursting, not "igniting". Chalk it up to translation problems and the utter ignorance of the press.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-03-30 2:05:01 PM  

#5  How the hell do you "ignite" "cylinders of carbon dioxide"?

This is the world of The Independent. Don't expect it to make no sense...
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-03-30 1:50:20 PM  

#4  A Fiat? I suppose it could've been an accident...
Posted by: tu3031   2004-03-30 1:44:12 PM  

#3  He stayed there, immobile in his seat, with one leg out of the door

Well that and one ear on the roof and one hand in the lobby, etc.

"Sir, Do you want fried with that?"
Posted by: Doc8404   2004-03-30 1:03:52 PM  

#2  How the hell do you "ignite" "cylinders of carbon dioxide"?
Posted by: oldowan   2004-03-30 1:01:51 PM  

#1  "Last year, a Palestinian with a Kuwaiti passport, Al Khatib Muhammad, died in his car after it exploded close to a synagogue in the town of Modena, 160 kms south-east of Brescia. The crime is still unsolved"

What's the Italian equivalent of Inspector Clouseau and Barney Fife?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-03-30 12:58:56 PM  

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