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Home Front: Politix
Kerry Eyeing Clinton for Secretary of State
2004-04-01
Likely Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry is considering tapping ex-President Bill Clinton to head up his foreign policy team give the Euros all they want as Secretary of State.
"No doubt he will be making lots of trips to Havana for cigars"
When asked about making the offer to Clinton, Kerry spokeswoman Stephanie Cutter went out of her way to avoid denials. "President Clinton would clearly screw help the United States regain the respect of the French our allies across the world," Cutter told the New York Daily News on Thursday, before insisting it was too early to name potential Cabinet picks.
"Michael Moore for Drug Czar?- Al Franken for FCC commissioner?"
Tapping the ex-prez for the top foreign policy post could help the Kerry campaign solve one of its thorniest problems: How to keep the Clintons from sabotaging his presidential bid without having to put Hillary on the ticket.
"You heard it from me- she will be on the ticket. Kerry’s health may be questionable. She goes on as VP and may get to be Prez after all if his cancer comes out of remission. Hillary wouldn’t miss a chance like this."
Not only is Kerry said to fear being overshadowed in any Kerry-Hillary pairing, but also he doesn’t relish the prospect of spending the next eight years watching Mrs. Clinton in his rearview mirror.
"Ketchup lady will fend her off - take that you slut"
Posted by:Bill Nelson

#7  Fred Pruitt censors truth while Americans die in Iraq on basis of lies.
Posted by: Kerry TROLL   2004-04-01 7:49:40 AM  

#6  This is Scrappleface, right? Or an April Fool's joke?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-04-01 6:40:59 PM  

#5  Lol! Seeing that in monster print was worth the price of admission alone!

Who knows if this is an April Fools joke - there IS a problem for the Jackass Party in timing. What to do with Hillary? Since she didn't run this time and was obviously planning on running in 2008, WTF do they do if Skeery wins in 2004? I have no doubts that they need to do something to mollify the Clinton Clan, never before has so much ambition (and potential back-stabbing malice) been packed into such a small space (2 people) before, lol! If Skeery LOSES, the equation is simple, no?

So, for the Jackasses, the question has to be how to maximize Skeery's chances now without pissing off the Clinton Clan! And would Hillary be mollified with Bubba getting a SecState slot while she has to wait to 2012? Lol! I'm glad these cretins and problems are theirs!
Posted by: .com   2004-04-01 2:37:39 PM  

#4  Likely Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry is considering tapping ex-President Bill Clinton to head up his foreign policy team as Secretary of State.

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HAAHAHAHAHAHAAA
HAHAHAAHAAA!!!!!!

Well, seeing as how it's April Fools, that was a good laugh for today.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-04-01 11:28:07 AM  

#3  Since it's April 1, I assume this is an April Fool's joke.
Posted by: Tibor   2004-04-01 10:50:43 AM  

#2  Proof positive of the intentions of the left: Destroy the national defense, which this would surely do.

But, the good news is that without Hillary, Kerry doesn't stand a chance against Bush.
Posted by: badanov   2004-04-01 8:22:55 AM  

#1  [Troll droppings deleted]
Posted by: Murray TROLL   2004-04-01 7:49:40 AM  

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